Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, March 20, 2006

Count to 4

And you will be forwarded to the new page, you lazy bum who didn't update his links yet you! :P

Friday, March 17, 2006

We have moved!

As some of you have come to find out( who spilled the beans? tell me. Rat them out. I won;t tell them who told), the big surprise was that ...

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

1,000,000 hits!

We've come a long way, Baby! We have gone platinum. The Sandmonkey blog has finally passed the One Million hits Mark. Wohooooooooooo...

Huh?????

Ok, can someone explain to me how the Chairman of CAIR gets elected to the Florida board of the ACLU ? CAIR is not pro-civil liberties, and...

Keep your drug profits home!

Man, only the afghanis can get away with saying something like that! LOL

George Clooney is a LIBERAL

Oh yes. He is a liberal. You didn't know? Well, he even blogs about it . There. Mystery resolved. Now, remember when liberal meant this...

UNC iranian psycho: I did it all for Allah

The Iranian psycho who ran over people at UNC in order to punish America seems to be on a quest to make muslims look crazy. Here, in a let...

Top 10 coolest Lego creations

This is awesome . It's a tie between the Han Solo one and the Volvo XC90 one.

Clever marketing

This is the way Apple markets it's new IPOD HI-FI : Pretty nifty, huh?

Biden wants to cut and run

If Biden thinks this is the way to be presidential , ehh, he is wrong: Sen. Joseph Biden (news, bio, voting record) of Delaware, who is aim...

Lightsaber Fight

Lightsabers are cool !

Al Jazeera in English this spring

Great . It's destined to be the american left's favorite News Channel. Me kids american left, but you gotta admit, it will be fun t...

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The Egyptian stock market drama

*Scroll Down for Updates* Ok, so after this whole thing that happend earlier on today , the people running the stock exchange decided to re...

Pat Roberston has lost it

Seriously, someone commit his ass already : Television evangelist Pat Robertson said Monday on his live news-and-talk program "The 70...

The Egyptian stock Market crashes... hard!

The Egyptian stock market crashed really hard today. We are talking 20% losses across the board, the lowest level in more than 6 months. Th...

Reason# 3454556544 why the Onion rocks

This is too funny: In schools and coffeehouses, parlors and public squares, Iraqis are discussing and debating the revolutionary teachings...

Now they have a theme song?

This whole cartoon war thing is like watching The Return of the King the director's cut; every time you think it's going to end, it...

The Free Jill campaign

The Committe to protect bloggers is starting a campaign for Jill Carroll . Naturally I am in. Jill Carroll , a freelance reporter working ...

No more Chef

Isaac Hayes is leaving South Park because it disrespected his religion, Scientology, in one of their episodes. Or at least the man who co...

We are Viagra people

It's no secret that Egyptians love Viagra. They do to the degree that people use it as bribes to buy votes . It's not that the men o...

Mystery resolved!

Inching towards the million hits mark

Oh man, one more day or so and I am there. Excitment!:)

Google Mars is here

This is sooo COOOOOOOLLLLLLL!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Me and Alaa agree on something

This analysis is quite crappy and discounts way too many people.

Fatwa on female internet freedom

I heard about it, and now Silly Bahraini girl has it and the names of the saudi clerics (surprise surprise) who issued it. The Saudi gover...

My poor IT guy

Of all the people in my company, my favorite has to be W. the IT guy. He is smart, funny and self-educated, and I am one of the few people w...

My Personal DNA

It seem that I am a Genuine Inventor . Genuine Inventor On a totally irrelevant side-note, It's kind of funny that when you take the ...

Death to everyone

And people are wondering why the west thinks that Iran is a threat ?

The Iraqis are turning on Al Qaeda

It took them long enough, but it is happening thanks to Al Zarqawi's stupidity . Al Sadr is blaming them instead of the Sunnis for the ...

Muslims against Terrorism petition

A Final Warning to the American people

Al Qaeda is making threats again . This time they are saying States like Arizona may be hit. I highly doubt it. As I said to my american fri...

Where Wahhabists are taking Saudi

Klinghoffer: Al Qaradwi enforces Bush's view

You know, she is kinda right !

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Why am I pro women rights? part 2

Because of this: This chart shows the percentages of women in parliament in Middle-eastern countries. As you can see, the top 3 countrie...

Men's reproductive rights

Here is an interesting new trend in the UK and US: Reproductive rights for men. Men have finally discoverd that they should have some rights...

March 14th should be Men's version of Valentine's day

Or as the people who are advocating for it call it: Steak and BJ day ! March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simp...

Gamal is the next President

I know it, You know it, even the WP knows it . Then why are they still denying it ?

Stuff the media won't show you!

(h/t AhmedT ) I agree!

May the shmoozing begin

The 2008 GOP presidential hopefuls are starting their campaigns it seems. Not wasting time are we? The Sandmonkey endorses Condi for Pres...

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Just a thought

Here is something that I just thought of: Does it ever strike you as odd that the muslim world hates Bush more than he does Milosevic and S...

Good Riddence

Milosevic is dead. Found dead in his Cell . And I am actually happy and glad, cause the guy is a murdering scumbag who had it coming for a l...

The Danish conference is a failure

With all the shit that already happend, and with the dialogue being the way it is , is anyone surprised?

Ban Don Quixote

One of my readers, Paul, answerd my question on which Book the world muslim population should ban next. The answer was, incredibly, Don Quix...

A new Jesus conspiracy theory

There is this new book coming out that claims that Jesus is not a prophet, and never really wanted to start a religion, but instead wanted j...

Why am I pro women rights?

Well, because of statistics like these !

Kidnapped Christian peace activist found dead in Iraq

This is very sad: The body of the only American among four Christian peace activists kidnapped late last year was found in west Baghdad wi...

Feeding the ever-expanding ego part ..ehh..I lost count

So, let's recap: Tomanbay critcizes me . I respond . Yasmina and APOBE defend me . Senefru supports me . Galal thinks I am a narcissist...

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