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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Copperfield uses magic to impregnate girl

David Copperfield says that his next big trick will be to get a girl pregnant without touching her. David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her. Dude, that's not so hard. Tom Cruise did it to Katie Holmes. It's called In Vitro and it's not magic. Plus, how will it work exactly? Will she have to pee on a stick afterwards to prove pregnancy? How do we know she wasn't pregnant before? She will have to pee twice then, once before and once after the show, no? And what will happen to the baby afterwards? And will you do that at every show, thus impregnating a new girl at every stop on your tour? Why do I even care? This is stupid.

4 Comments:

At 10/27/2005 05:04:00 AM, Blogger Ron Larson said...

Oh man! This is so begging for a comment.

So does David plan to use his "magic wand"? Is he gonna make her panties disappear?

This dude will do anything to get laid. What a looser.

 
At 10/27/2005 10:01:00 AM, Blogger Nadz said...

why doesn't he show us the magic trick he used to get claudia schiffer to go out with him? now THAT was impressive...

 
At 10/27/2005 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Scorekeeper said...

You really think Tom used in vitro with Katie? If so she could have kept her pledge to remain celebate until marriage intact?

At first I thought it was tongue in cheek and then I wondered if it wasn't and if so could it be so? It was always thought that Nicole Kidman couldn't have kids and that's why they adopted.... just thinkin out loud....

 
At 10/27/2005 01:04:00 PM, Blogger Mussolini said...

You're right, who cares? It is so incredibly stupid....

If Bush lied and viagra dies, will Copperfield be able to get his magic wand up?

 

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