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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Copperfield uses magic to impregnate girl

David Copperfield says that his next big trick will be to get a girl pregnant without touching her. David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her. Dude, that's not so hard. Tom Cruise did it to Katie Holmes. It's called In Vitro and it's not magic. Plus, how will it work exactly? Will she have to pee on a stick afterwards to prove pregnancy? How do we know she wasn't pregnant before? She will have to pee twice then, once before and once after the show, no? And what will happen to the baby afterwards? And will you do that at every show, thus impregnating a new girl at every stop on your tour? Why do I even care? This is stupid.

2 Comments:

At 10/27/2005 05:04:00 AM, Blogger Ron Larson said...

Oh man! This is so begging for a comment.

So does David plan to use his "magic wand"? Is he gonna make her panties disappear?

This dude will do anything to get laid. What a looser.

 
At 10/27/2005 10:01:00 AM, Blogger Nadia said...

why doesn't he show us the magic trick he used to get claudia schiffer to go out with him? now THAT was impressive...

 

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