100 Things about me
The following is a list of 100 things you probably didn't know about me. I stole the idea from Sally. Here we go: 1) I have a love/hate relationship with structure: I loathe it while secretly yearning for it. 2) I am capable of great acts of goodness and horrible acts of evil and it all depends on how I feel at the moment. 3) Ohh, and I am incredibly moody. 4) I love jazz music and I can listen to blues music for hours. 5) I've hooked up with a girl once in a submarine under water. 6) I sometimes think that the location was the only reason why me and her hooked up. 7) I've only met 2 people in my life that were smarter then me, and one of them is dead now. 8) I eat my frosted flakes with whole milk doused with Hershey's syrup. 9) I like things that are bad for me. 10) Which kind of explains half of the relationships I've had and writing this blog. 11) I've attended both a Muslim exorcism and a Christian exorcism, and I can't decide which was the scarier experience. 12) I can read tarot cards really well, and started when I was 12. 13) I can also give the best backrubs and neck rubs and I know where all your pressure points are. 14) I am not afraid of death. 15) I am, however, afraid of living an unfulfilled life. 16) I am pro death: I support suicide, assisted suicide, capital punishment; anything that keeps the highway moving faster. 17) I am very protective of women, and I can’t decide if it's due to my savior complex or my middle-eastern up-bringing. 18) I've gone cow tipping before and it's actually fun! 19) I don’t trust men who call the bathroom "the little boys room". 20) If a girl has any "Princess" paraphernalia ( stuff with the word princess written on it, or a tiara) I would never ever think of dating her. 21) One of my ex's was in Hustler Magazine. 22) I love short or petite girls, but I draw the line at 4'11. 23) I have like 8 e-mail addresses and I can’t remember the passwords to half of them. 24) Sometimes I miss being a 6 year old; adulthood is no fun. 25) I can drink you under the table as long as we are not talking Whiskey or bourbon. 26) Liqueur over beer any day. Why waste time? 27) My favorite red wine is “chateau nauf de pape”. Try it. It’s excellent. 28) I think Dave Matthews is overrated and I believe Rob Thomas to be underrated. 29) I love Merrell shoes. 30) I could live on Nutella and white toast. 31) I love Making out. I think people should do it more. 32) I love the cold weather so much that when I came back to Cairo last winter I used to sleep with the A/C on. 33) It’s not that I am a know-it-all. I am just smarter than you. 34) In case you haven’t noticed, Arrogance is my middle name. 35) I love using analogies in my conversations with people. 36) I am sometimes very Manichean, and other times Mr. “It’s all relative”. 37) I prefer drastic measures over rational ones. 38) I love being the devil’s advocate. 39) Self-involved isn’t the right word, but it’s the first word that comes to mind. 40) I am addicted to Mango Juice. 41) I am seriously afraid of heights. 42) I can’t sleep unless I have some lights on. 43) I believe that there are little people living in the walls of every place I inhabit and they have nothing better to do but steal my good socks. 44) I love candle light. 45) I love reading in the bathroom. 46) I almost died 10 times. 47) I daydream all the freaking time. 48) I sometimes fantasize about being a stand-up comic, but I know I am not that funny. 49) I care so much about making money, yet I never save anything. 50) I am a glutton for punishment. 51) I always fall for the wrong girls. 52) I survive break-ups quite nicely. 53) Every girlfriend I know tried to change me, and the only thing I changed was girlfriends. 54) I get along with women more then I get along with men. 55) I am extremely spoiled. 56) I hate being ignored 57) I think Indifference and not hate to be the opposite of love. 58) If you are my friend, and I got love for you, there is nothing that I wouldn’t do for you. 59) And yes, that would include killing people and helping you hide the bodies too. 60) “He doesn’t adapt to people, people adapt to him”. 61) My ideal way to die is to die when i am 82 years old on the hands of a jealous husband. 62) On my good days I am harmless; on my bad days I am lethal. 63) Keep your distance when I am having a bad day. 64) I find that making the same mistakes over and over again is always more fun then learning from them. 65) I’ve accepted the fact that I am a little crazy a long time ago. 66) I actually prefer the company of so called Crazy people. The normal ones are always so boring. 67) My list of friends include: A circus clown, a secret service agent, a music label owner, the son of an arms dealer, and a sexaholic. 68) Drama seems to follow me wherever I go. 69) I think parents shouldn’t be allowed to have kids until they pass some sort of “you are not a psycho parent” test. 70) I have a highly addictive personality. 71) I get bored of people easily. 72) I am extremely nosey. 73) I have really big feet. 74) I am a sucker for a good conversation. 75) Challenge me mentally and I am yours. 76) I can cook really well, but refuse to cook unless I am cooking for 2 or more people. 77) I never feel as free as I do when I am behind the steering wheel of a car. 78) I read way too much. 79) I can’t decide what I want to do with the rest of my life. 80) I find the idea of predestination terrifying. 81) I think your job should be doing something you are good at, instead of something you love. 82) If all else fails, I will go to Italy, own a vineyard and marry me a nice Italian Bella and have many bambinos and bambinas. 83) I am good at figuring people out. 84) I am also good at manipulating them. 85) I hate having any kind of roommates. 86) I am a bed hawg. 87) I can line- dance 88) I find the idea of angels to be scary. 89) I am a city boy who wouldn’t mind living on a farm and riding horses all day. 90) I am a closet idealist. 91) My personal motto is: The world is a tragedy to those who feel and a comedy to those who think. 92) I can watch South Park and the Simpson’s episodes back to back nonstop and would never get tired of it. 93) I can’t drive stick. 94) I think “One more cup of coffee” is the best Dylan Song ever. 95) I love cheesy WB TV shows and could watch them for hours. 96) I say my biggest fear is finding out that I can’t have children. 97) My real Biggest fear is to be a bad father and let them down. 98) I think babies should come with mute buttons 99) My favorite color is Black. 100) I even own black bed sheets.