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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, November 07, 2005

"We like to be moderate in our extremism"

A white supremacist church has fired its Pastor because they find his ideas to be just a little crazy. And this is not meant to be funny, but, you know, it is. In a letter dated Aug. 9, 2005, and posted on their website, www.churchofthesonsofyhvh.org/martin_lindstedt-revoked.htm, the white supremacist organization booted Lindstedt from its membership because he was “writing and distributing some very disturbing ideas,” according to Pastor Morris L. Gulett. These ideas included “prion poisoning” of game animals, the “skinning alive of prisoners and execution by slow torture,” and the “gang rape of female whigger herd animals to use them as a brooding stock.” “Now, you all may be aware that Martin Lindstedt is an ordained pastor with The Church of the Sons of YHVH and the Missouri state contact for the Legion of Saints,” Gulett said in his letter titled “A Joyless Announcement” on the website. “This letter is to make public that this is no longer the case. As of this moment, Martin Lindstedt’s ordination as a pastor is null and void and his membership status with the Legion of Saints is revoked. I cannot in good conscious allow anyone who promotes such ungodly behavior and tactics to carry a valid ordination certificate that bears our church standard and my signature. Nor can I in good conscience allow anyone who promotes such ideas to carry a valid membership card that bears the standard of the Legion of Saints.” Now mind you, this is why he got fired. What he said and promoted. Wanna know about what he does, that wasn't the reason why he got fired? Lindstedt is accused of first degree statutory sodomy. A probable cause statement alleges Lindstedt inappropriately kissed a family member on the child’s back, buttocks and groin area sometime between March and August 2003. Also... Lindstedt, who has been to court sporting half of a mustache and beard, remains in custody on $100,000 bond. Earlier this summer, he was sentenced to 660 days in the county jail for 22 counts of contempt of court. And he has supporters: Gulett also stated in his letter that he did not believe the allegations brought against Lindstedt were valid. “In that respect, I stand behind Martin Lindstedt,” he wrote. “But as I stated, I cannot and I will not allow an ordained pastor of our church of an officer of the Legion of Saints to promote and endorse such vulgar, ungodly, unbibilical, unchristian practices as rape and torture. We are sons and daughters of the Most High YHVH, not street thugs.” Not street thugs Gulett? Really? In 1997, police in Ohio spotted Gulett’s van driving the wrong way down a one way street. After a 12-mile chase that ended in Beavercreek, Ohio, a suburb of Dayton, Gulett crashed his van into a police car, attempted to run an officer off of the road, and tried to run down another officer before finally crashing his vehicle into a creek. He told authorities he ran because he did not have a valid driver’s license and “was just in one of those moods.” LOL. I love the aryan Nation people. God Bless them, for they make me laugh. I always wonderd though: If they were really so damn superior, howcome they always act this damn stupid? Really, I want to know!


At 11/07/2005 07:47:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid people are simply too stupid to recognize stupidity. :)

Memphis, TN

At 11/07/2005 12:44:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. They have to hate others because they know they are no better than anyone else. Well, actually, most are better than them if you use IQ as a yardstick.

At 11/07/2005 04:03:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those people must have been in the 1970's movie "Deliverance" with Burt Reynolds as the movie star. I hope he Squeels like a pig in prison.


At 11/07/2005 06:34:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


What parts of the US did you visit when you were here that you failed to make the acquaintance of the genus poor white trash? Oh, the stories I could tell you.


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