Adopt a Jihady

I know some of you will get slightly offended by this, but what the hell, it's funny! Ladies and Gentlemen , for all of you who showed concernes for the treatment of people that want you and your whole family dead, I give you the Adopt a Jihady program (Hattip IBC). Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome this character flaw. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless you feel that this might offend him. Hehehehe.... Go read the whole thing, and remember people: culture sensitivity is important!