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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, September 02, 2005

Karl Rove- Katrina conspiracy theory

Ok, this is my own looney reason to why Katrina happend, the sandmonkey Katrina conspiracy so to speak, and I am sure the moonbats would love it: Karl Rove is behind Katrina. Think about it, The country was turning on Bush thanks to the great efforts of the transcendent Mother Sheehan and her televised outpouring of grief, and Bush's approval ratings were taking another dive, which meant that Karl needed to do something drastic to distract the poeple and make him popular again. So he thought : "Well, a horrible disaster worked before, so let's try it again!" and he went to work immedietly. He called the same Jewish Cabal that helped him "plan and execute" 911 and they called on their Kabala mystics asking for a storm spell. The Kabalistic people came through, and voila, there was Katrina. However, thanks to an unfortunate incident involving a mixer, a penguin, a gyom transsexual hooker, Jenna Bush and some non-Kosher sussages (don't ask), the spell took grand hollywood-like proportions and turned a simple Hurricane into this natural catastrophe, which was all to Rove's liking cause you know that he likes to eat dead black babies for breakfast. Al Qaeda, like the good jewish Moussad agents that they are, naturally declared responsibility for the whole thing to get any and every suspicion away from Rove. It also provided the evil Oil corporations the chance to make shitloads of money by driving up the price of Oil, which all will go back to the republicans in the form of donations anyway. I am telling you, that Karl Rove guy is a genius! An EEEEEEEEEvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll Genius!

4 Comments:

At 9/02/2005 07:12:00 AM, Blogger Steve in Boston said...

However, thanks to an unfortunate incident involving a mixer, a penguin, a gyom transsexual hooker, Jenna Bush and some non-Kosher sussages (don't ask), the spell took grand hollywood-like proportions and turned a simple Hurricane into this natural catastrophe, which was all to Rove's liking cause you know that he likes to eat dead black babies for breakfast.

*ROFL*!!! Dude, you are one sick puppy.. I love it :)

 
At 9/02/2005 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Papa Ray said...

Yes, all true, but Rove had to give his soul to the Devil....wait, hasn't he already done that?

Hope the Devil can't count.

Papa Ray
West Texas
USA

 
At 9/02/2005 12:32:00 PM, Blogger raf* said...

dude,

today i seem to be kicking you a bit much ... but oh well ...

- sausages, not sussages (they're probably from germany, not sussex)

- Mossad, not Moussad (got nothing to do with mousse au chocolat)

damn zionists.

--raf*

 
At 9/02/2005 01:36:00 PM, Blogger Papa Ray said...

Yer almost as bad as an South Car'linan Redneck, Whar did yo' larn t'spell them wo'ds?

 

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