Karl Rove- Katrina conspiracy theory

Ok, this is my own looney reason to why Katrina happend, the sandmonkey Katrina conspiracy so to speak, and I am sure the moonbats would love it: Karl Rove is behind Katrina. Think about it, The country was turning on Bush thanks to the great efforts of the transcendent Mother Sheehan and her televised outpouring of grief, and Bush's approval ratings were taking another dive, which meant that Karl needed to do something drastic to distract the poeple and make him popular again. So he thought : "Well, a horrible disaster worked before, so let's try it again!" and he went to work immedietly. He called the same Jewish Cabal that helped him "plan and execute" 911 and they called on their Kabala mystics asking for a storm spell. The Kabalistic people came through, and voila, there was Katrina. However, thanks to an unfortunate incident involving a mixer, a penguin, a gyom transsexual hooker, Jenna Bush and some non-Kosher sussages (don't ask), the spell took grand hollywood-like proportions and turned a simple Hurricane into this natural catastrophe, which was all to Rove's liking cause you know that he likes to eat dead black babies for breakfast. Al Qaeda, like the good jewish Moussad agents that they are, naturally declared responsibility for the whole thing to get any and every suspicion away from Rove. It also provided the evil Oil corporations the chance to make shitloads of money by driving up the price of Oil, which all will go back to the republicans in the form of donations anyway. I am telling you, that Karl Rove guy is a genius! An EEEEEEEEEvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll Genius!