Homeschool your kids

I mean, with Teachers like that out there, it may be your only option to raise well-adjusted children. A third-grade teacher accused of performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy, allowing students to peek down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students pleaded not guilty to the 24 criminal charges she faces. [...] Harrell was arrested May 17, after cutting her wrists with broken glass in her classroom, officials say. Eleven of the 24 charges against her involve a boy who was 9 at the time of the alleged attacks. According to the indictment, she twice performed oral sex on the child in her classroom and had him fondle her and kiss her on the back and mouth. If convicted on all charges, she could receive a maximum sentence of 60 years on the two counts of aggravated child molestation, 420 years on the 21 counts of child molestation and 12 months for reckless conduct, prosecutors said. On second thought, don't have kids at all.