Catholics follow muslim footsteps
You know how Islam says that everyone is born a muslim and when you convert to Islam from another religion you actually revert to Islam? Well, the catholics have done the muslims one better, and have managed to issue an official vatican doctrine that makes everyone in the world catholic and thus eligable to salvation. Nice, huh? Now all I need is some Jewish Rabbi to say that we are all Jews and I am all set. There ain't noway they are keeping me out of heaven now. Satan, eat your heart out! Muhahahahahahah! On a side not, this is why despite my utter respect for religion*, I have no respect what so ever to "Men of God". They are just usually full of bullshit like that. Sorry. *I said I respect religion. That respect is not automatically extended to followers of those religions, especially the crazy ones.