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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Vote for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Dear everybody, My blog was nominated yesterday for the 2005 Weblog award in the best middle-east or Africa blog category, and let's just say that the competition is stiff (i.e. I am getting my butt-kicked). This is why I need you to go there and vote for me, and not for any of the other blogs on that list. You shouldn'tvote for them anyway, because neither of them is as informative or as funny as my blog. Not to mention, I have it on good authority* that they are all boogerfaces and have cooties, oh yeah, and hate freedom, motherhood and apple pie. I don't. I support all of those things. Do you? Show it by voting for me. Not convinced? Well, I didn't want to say this, but they also eat babies for breakfast, admire Osama Bin Laden and like to kidnap and molest dolphins. Not to mention they talked shit about your Mama. You gonna let them get away with that? I didn't. I defended her as the nice virtious lady that she is! See, I care for you! I got your back. So show that you got mine and vote for me. It will only take you a second, but it will mean the world to me. Really. I swear. Now do it already! It's what your mama would want you to do! Love, The Sandmonkey *I really don't! But vote for me regardless!

18 Comments:

At 12/06/2005 07:52:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool, I just voted for you:-)

I was unable to access blogs last night, thought domestic 'Ammo Brother may have barred the sites from local access. Great that didn't happen, lol.

 
At 12/06/2005 08:04:00 AM, Blogger Twosret said...

voted for you. Who else you silly goose :)

 
At 12/06/2005 09:26:00 AM, Blogger stefania said...

I just voted for you.

You all may want to vote for me here:

http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_european_blog_nonuk.php

 
At 12/06/2005 09:36:00 AM, Blogger programmer craig said...

I voted for you too. You were in a tie for second place just now. The bad news is that ITM has triple the votes anybody else does :o

What do you get for second place? A t-shirt that says "I got my ass kicked by Iraq the Model" maybe?

Well, there's still 9 days of voting.

 
At 12/06/2005 09:38:00 AM, Blogger programmer craig said...

I voted for you also, Stefania... that was an easy choice, yours is the only blog I read from that list :)

 
At 12/06/2005 09:43:00 AM, Anonymous scott said...

So I went over ther and looked around. Doesn't say HOW to vote. I'd vote for you if I could figure out how.

 
At 12/06/2005 10:03:00 AM, Anonymous ArmyArtilleryWife said...

I voted and posted your info on my blogs and on a message board on which I post.

Best of luck--you have a great blog.

 
At 12/06/2005 04:15:00 PM, Blogger Crazy Girl said...

i will post it to my blog but people dont read my blog cause Im boring.. I can only vote once a day so I use my notebook for a vote and my desktop. Best of luck to you and keep blogging regaurdless...

 
At 12/06/2005 04:45:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey you forgot to mention the bit about clubbing baby seals.

LOL :~)

 
At 12/07/2005 03:39:00 AM, Anonymous benning said...

Having only recently discovered your blog ("I claim this Blog for Queen and Country!" - 'cause it doesn't sound funny as President and country, does it?), and then a few days later noticing the Weblog Awards, I rushed over there to vote. And the page your blog was on wouldn't display. But I did vote at 5:30 this morning, and intend to continue until the voting closes.
You have a solid blog here! I like it! Good luck!

 
At 12/07/2005 03:44:00 AM, Anonymous benning said...

Hey, stefania! Which blog on that list is yours?

 
At 12/07/2005 01:13:00 PM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

I hesitated. Religious policeman , Big P and Iraq the model are very good as well. But I voted for you.

 
At 12/07/2005 01:19:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

Benning. Stefania's is "Free Thoughts" - I voted for her and SM again just now.

Guys, some dude from Zimbabwe is ahead of the Sandmonky by liek 30 votes right now! Looks like nobody is going to beat ITM, but it's a tight race for second! Go vote :)

Vox, your right... this is a tough category, tehre's lots of blogs I like on the ME nomination list. I just voted for SM because I've been reading his the longest.

 
At 12/07/2005 02:23:00 PM, Anonymous beautifulatrocities said...

I voted for the Sandmonkey, now vote for me in the Infantile Humor category

 
At 12/07/2005 04:24:00 PM, Blogger Freedom for Egyptians said...

I voted for you SM. Good Luck!

 
At 12/07/2005 05:00:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry, sandmonkey. voted for iraq the model.

 
At 12/07/2005 06:25:00 PM, Blogger Peter said...

I am fairly new to your blog SM but I voted for you...a couple of times. I have nothing but love for any Egyptian who merely respects the Copts...and it sure seems like you do. Thank you for your defese of the defenseless Copts!!!!

Peter
Chicago

 
At 12/08/2005 07:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a gay, Sandmonkey.

 

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