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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Here is a better hostel review

Some people complained that my review, was, well, kinda short, so I decided to give you one by this great website: Every once in a while, a horror film comes along that really raises the bar for other films in the genre. In Hostel’s case, not only is the bar raised, it’s used to sodomize a 19 year old pledge in a bizarre fraternity hazing ritual. Hostel has got to be one of the most juvenile films I’ve ever seen, and that’s a lot coming from a guy who has Attack of the Crab Monsters on DVD. This cruel, soulless picture feels like it was made by idiot frat boys for idiot frat boys, complete with nudity, violence, and a complete ignorance of the way anything other than a beer bong works. Couldn't have said it better myself!


At 1/22/2006 06:17:00 PM, Anonymous ViceGrip said...

I guess I am no longer a member of the targeted movie going group. I was not enticed by the trailers for this flick, and judging by the reviews, I made a wise decision.

Glad my wife and I though up a better use for our $50.00 and those two hours.


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