Fun with Dick!
Cheney that is! You have dirty minds. Dirrrty! Anyway, Dick "I shot a Lawyer" Cheney is facing an actual citation for violating Texas hunting code. Apparently shooting humans during hunting trips is illegal there now or something. Who knew? I kid Texas. Me loves Texas. Austin Rulez! Still no word on how many parties the democrats are throwing this week to celebrate that Dick got cited for something though. Poor guys, they have been trying and failing to get him or Bush on something for so long, that they must be going nuts with frenzy as we speak. They will take what they can get, you know? Anyway... More Funny Dick stuff: The Top Ten Things Dick Cheney Said After the Shooting. Top 10 Things You'd NEVER Expect To Hear from Cheney after accidentally shooting his friend. And Finally , the "who should've Cheney shot instead?" Poll. Enjoy!
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 2/14/2006 01:01:00 AM
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Surely the Democrats won't get far in their opposition policy by talking Dick speak the way you do. If on the other hand they would make serious opposition, they would start thinking about: why are we in Iraq? Is this really a fight for "freedom and democracy", or are we there for some other purposes, the Iraquis' oil for instance.
Quail: "lawyer season!"
Lawyer: "quail season!"
Quail: "lawyer season!"
Lawyer: "quail season!"
Quail: "quail season!"
Lawyer: "Lawyer season!"
Cheney: << BOOM! >>
Anyone remember the American Irish writer Jimmy Breslin?
He once wrote a book, "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight".
Actually hunting lawyers in Texas doesn't require a license, that's why he only got a fine for not having the Quail sticker.
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