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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Fun with Dick!

Cheney that is! You have dirty minds. Dirrrty! Anyway, Dick "I shot a Lawyer" Cheney is facing an actual citation for violating Texas hunting code. Apparently shooting humans during hunting trips is illegal there now or something. Who knew? I kid Texas. Me loves Texas. Austin Rulez! Still no word on how many parties the democrats are throwing this week to celebrate that Dick got cited for something though. Poor guys, they have been trying and failing to get him or Bush on something for so long, that they must be going nuts with frenzy as we speak. They will take what they can get, you know? Anyway... More Funny Dick stuff: The Top Ten Things Dick Cheney Said After the Shooting. Top 10 Things You'd NEVER Expect To Hear from Cheney after accidentally shooting his friend. And Finally , the "who should've Cheney shot instead?" Poll. Enjoy!


At 2/14/2006 01:38:00 AM, Anonymous Cosmic Duck said...

Surely the Democrats won't get far in their opposition policy by talking Dick speak the way you do. If on the other hand they would make serious opposition, they would start thinking about: why are we in Iraq? Is this really a fight for "freedom and democracy", or are we there for some other purposes, the Iraquis' oil for instance.

At 2/14/2006 05:24:00 AM, Anonymous Einherjar said...

Quail: "lawyer season!"
Lawyer: "quail season!"
Quail: "lawyer season!"
Lawyer: "quail season!"
Quail: "quail season!"
Lawyer: "Lawyer season!"
Cheney: << BOOM! >>

At 2/14/2006 09:27:00 AM, Blogger Prup (aka Jim Benton) said...

Wrong VP: It was the FIRST Bush who had a VP named Quayle.

Sorry about that.

At 2/14/2006 09:28:00 AM, Blogger Prup (aka Jim Benton) said...

Actually, remembering Dan Quayle, the whole US -- except for the religious right -- was sorry about that.

At 2/14/2006 10:05:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone remember the American Irish writer Jimmy Breslin?
He once wrote a book, "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight".

At 2/15/2006 01:04:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually hunting lawyers in Texas doesn't require a license, that's why he only got a fine for not having the Quail sticker.


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