The news? I hate that show!
Apparently watching the News is bad for your mental health! A recent study in stress at Nottingham Trent University found that watching the news triggered depression, confusion, irritation, anger and anxiety. News comes at the price of your peace of mind. Like we need a reason for people to not pay attention to what goes on in the world around them!
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 1/18/2005 06:26:00 AM
19 Comments:
Hey,
Those ARE the feelings you are SUPPOSED to have when you watch the News. Just like your supposed to get a stiffy when you watch Porno.
If you have none of the above reactions, someone forgot to tell you, that you are DEAD.
This IS my post
Papa Ray
West Texas
USA
Sandmonkey
suppose depends on news you watch, try the link below it is much more fun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/4184049.stm
alan
Well, maybe I'll just go and have a stiff drink.
I'm gonna go watch some porno.
Anon chicken
Everyone knows it was the US that was responsible for the exinction of the dinosaurs. They could have stopped the asteroid but didn't. Have they denied it? No. Have they shown any proof of their innocence? No. Why? Because IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE OIL!
Littlewhy??? Was the humour too subtle for you?
I real life I have a "stiff drink" about once every two or three years. It's hardly my "answer to everything".
Loosen up, my friend. Sandmonkey is a great comedian. You gotta have a good time when you're in his company. I was just carrying on the theme.
Talking about news. This is the kind of news that shocks me! This president of Harvard needs to step down for sure.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2005/01/21/news/harvard.html
"A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent;
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent."
William Butler Yeats
Bridget
Atta girl, Bridget. And while you lament, would you like ice your stiff drink? ;-)
No thanks, Louise......
I LIKE MINE STRAIGHT UP!!!!!
:):):):)
Many apologies, Sam. I'm not generally the bawdy type, but when Louise keeps pitching softballs like that, I gotta just take a swing.
How maughty of you!!!
Oops. One too many stiff drinks, by the look of it. maughty = naughty
I'll go away now.
Besides, Papa Ray started it.
Stiffies and softballs. Hmmmmmm.
Name withheld to protect the guilty. I feel a hangover coming on.
Yes, it's Papa Ray's fault.
Bridget and louise you both are giving me a stiffy
super chicken
Super Chicken,
Are you that Desperate? ;)
Super skinny Chicken
Care or not care... What can we do anyway? Just as a thing we like to avoid [one big mob] we can have some influence [by voting e.g.]. I think it's rather unfair pouring this amount of sadness and injustice over our heads. It leaves, me at least, very frustrated. Hurt for other people and not being able to do something about it. What's worse?
And then. . . you go on with your daily errands. Ploops!
Tsedek
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