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Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, January 22, 2005

The Stop Ashlee Simpson campaign!

I don't know if you guys noticed, but I really really really dislike Ashlee Simpson! Strike that, I hate Ashlee Simpson! Here, i said it! I hate her. I think she is annoying, a disgrace to musicians everywhere, and just another untalented MTV creation that they wanted to shove down our throats just because someone said so. Kinda like Colin Ferrell when you think about it! But yeah, i think we have one Simpson sister and that's quite enough. I tolerate Jessica because she is Hot and a singer that can actually sing. Ashlee is neither! Jessica, although a little annoying, also gets a free pass because she is retarded in a funny way. Ashlee on the other hand is retarded in a whole new way: she knows that we hate her and keeps on singing anyway. She keeps trying to pretend that the fact that people dislike her doesn't matter and that if we saw her preform a couple more times we might actually forget that she lipsynchs and can't sing and continue making her rich anyway. Not gonna happen sister. We fell for that shit with Britney 5 years ago and we are getting sick of her too. Not to mention, she is -or at least used to be - HOT and you, sweetie , are NOT! Anyway, i used to think i was the only one who thought so, but apparently there are others who have been feeling that same way about her. I figure there has to be at least 2 or 3 people who visit this website who might share my sentiments. So if you do, please go and add your name over here to the "Stop Ashlee Simpson" petition and send the entertainment industry a message! Please, help us stop the madness!


At 1/22/2005 09:13:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey SM,
Right on brother!
She reminds me of the Baldwin brothers, one is plenty, the others are in show biz because of the one brother... sick. sick. sick.
Ban Ashlee Simpson now!


At 11/03/2005 07:23:00 AM, Anonymous hannah said...

whoever you are, i TOTALLY agree with you! As if Jessica wasnt enough (her show is kinda funny though!)! I still cant belive that some idiot actually gave her a recording contract, she cant sing for peas! Anyway, is this some kind of club against Ashley Simpson or is it just a website? coz if its a club i am so joining it! email me with your answer @ littlegothgirl6@hotmail.com

At 12/09/2005 08:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I have to say is if you think that some petitions are going to stop her you are sadley mistaken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean HELLO she has 2 cd's out and a movie that was titled after one of her songs and her cd sells are even better than her sister and that's hard to beat. I don't know how you think that this is going to stop her she probably doesn't even read this type of stuff and can you blame her. People all over the world are calling her a bitch and telling her that she should stop living her dream just because they don't like her. So her is some advie for you people, GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 2/10/2006 06:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the person who thinks ashlee simpson is so great and her cd sells are so high get your head out of the poisen filled sand open up your eyes and realize that the reality is ashlee simpson is a poser she tries to be a rocker hardcore and she has nasty sknaky non punk pics online her cd sells are probly rigged its pathetic if anyone is a ashlee simpson supporter because she sucks and got booed at the superbowl and it was not the game that sucked(one of her many exuses)it was her totally and completely her

At 3/16/2006 08:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen to that!!! She seriously has the one of the worst singing voices ever. There is no way that any record company would have signed her without the knowledge that her sister is famous. In my opinion Ashlee simpson should give it up and save us all the agony of hearing her try to sing. While we are at it someone needs to beat the crap out of that Aaron Carter kid too, damn i hate them both!


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