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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

A conversation with Lisa

The following is a transcript of an IM convo that i had with my friend Lisa who is stationed in Iraq: Lisa: hey Lisa: have youupdated the blog lately Lisa: you need to write on this italian journalist thing Sam: yes Sam: what Sam: ohh Sam: why Sam: what have u heard Sam: i know she is a commie Sam: and they accused the US military ot targeting her Sam: or at least she is Sam: tell me what u have heard Lisa: damn she is saying all this shit about it was a scandal Lisa: ya such a joke nobody targeted her Lisa: she should have died Sam: well Sam: tell me what u heard Lisa: just what cnn is saying... it was a rain of bullets, they knew that she was coming through Sam: i have only herad sni[ppets about it Sam: they = US military? Lisa: shes fuckin retarted..those soldiers had no idea she was coming through and with all the suicide bombers and car bombs you stop a vehicle Lisa: i heard she said us had no warning signal for her to stop Lisa: yes us soldiers Sam: oh Lisa: but all soldiers know how to stop a vehicle we do it everyday of our lives Lisa: we do a hand signal to stop Lisa: then we will shine a light or point a weapon Lisa: and last we shoot into the engine block to stop the vehicle Lisa: shes a fucking lying bitch Lisa: i was glad she was released at first Sam: i wasn;t Lisa: then trying to come up with privates.. yes privates in the army came up with some great conspiracy to kill her Lisa: is she out of her fucking mind Sam: i wanted to see if they would kill her Sam: the isnurgants that is Sam: i wanted her to see what she was defending Sam: u know? Lisa: htey only shot cuz the retard came speeding up to a checkpoint in an unidentified car! Lisa: yes exactly Lisa: she should have gotten hers from them Sam: i doubted it Sam: now the italians demand that the culprits be punished Lisa: are you going to blog about it? Sam: i will Now, i didn't know much about the story to begin with, so i started doing a lil research and the results that came out didn't look good for the Italian journalist at all. But that will all come out in the next post.

4 Comments:

At 3/08/2005 10:36:00 PM, Anonymous redneck said...

She was 700 meters from the airport (a facility which is guraded even more than the green zone)...passed through SEVERAL US checkpoints, and they did not that she was coming...yeah right...you are such moron dude....hehehehe

Blindness can affect the hearts not just the eyes...

 
At 3/11/2005 07:59:00 PM, Blogger mamapajamas said...

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At 3/11/2005 07:59:00 PM, Blogger mamapajamas said...

Redneck: re "She was 700 meters from the airport (a facility which is guraded even more than the green zone)...passed through SEVERAL US checkpoints, and they did not that she was coming...yeah right...you are such moron dude....hehehehe"

But of course... then she said that she had NOT passed through any checkpoints. Then there was a flashlight shone at the car, then there was no signal at all.

This woman's stor[ies] are 100% b.s.

8 or 9 cars passed through that checkpoint that evening without incident. That by itself suggests that the Italian car was acting strangely and would rouse suspicion.

 
At 3/11/2005 08:00:00 PM, Blogger mamapajamas said...

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