The Lindsay Lohan cocaine diet
You know, one of ex's used to tell me how much she wanted to do cocaine, not because she wanted to get coked up, but because it will help her lose weight. Cocaine, she would tell me, is an appetite depressent, so it helps you not to eat as much, thus lose weight. She waxed poetic on how it's easier then working out and less messy then her favorite method of losing weight : throwing up. The only problem with the cocaine diet, she would lament, is that it's too damn expensive. I told her that she was stupid and nuts and i dumped her wondering what in the world was i thinking dating a sorrority chick. Well, apparently, i was wrong. She was on to something. I came to that conclusion after seeing what a few months of a reported coke habit has done to Lindsay Lohan. Check out her pics before habit, and how she looks like now ( And yes, that's Nicole Richie standing next to her, who seems to be following the same diet) . Don't they look fantastic now? I personally could stand to lose a few pounds myself and after seeing what Hohan, i mean Lohan, looks like i feel rather inspired. If anyone knows the # of a really good coke-dealer in Egypt e-mail it to me. I gotta get skinny for the summer. You know?