The surreal life of Christian Slater

Christian Slater has been arrested again, and this time it's for allegedly pinching a woman's butt in public. This wouldn't be weird if it wasn't for the fact that the woman is 52 years old. And if that wasn't surreal enough for you, check this out: The Strippers at the known NYC strip club Scores, where slater is a regular client, are coming to Slater's defense. They insist they'll come to his defense at any trial and testify he always keeps his hands to himself and behaves like "a perfect gentleman" when he's a guest at the club. I can't wait for the trial.