The TOMKAT conspiracy

Fox News has an interesting article on Katie Holmes and her dissapearance for 14 days after meeting Tom Cruise and then reappearing, all googly eyed and in love, and firing her manager and agent, and acquiring a new manager whose family has had a very old and lasting ties with the Scientology movement and not talking to her childhood friends. Something is incredibly screwy here. Someone needs to save the Poor girl! Someone needs to help free Katie from the crazy Cruise, who just recently attacked Matt Lauer in an Interview, calling him a glib, and informing him that he doesn't know the history of psychiatry. Apparently the dyslexic Cruise- who never even went to college- has read up on the topic, yet no one seems to have informed him that he really doesn't know what he is talking about, and that the majority of his information is, well, wrong! Free Katie people. The girl needs our help!