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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, June 27, 2005

The new chastity belts

Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising? Then forget- me-not-panties is for you*! Make sure to check out the testimonials. * Yes, i am aware it's a freakin hoax site


At 6/27/2005 10:41:00 AM, Anonymous Me, Myself and I said...

In the spirit of gender equality, i would recommend developing one to track blokes ..with some mean improvision though..once pulled down or something five to ten meters outside the boundaries of the residence, it electrocutes any exposed organs...damn, i wish it was not a hoax..


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