The big Fucking mess

The residents of an Austrian village are mad at the british tourists for insisting on stealing the town's signs. What makes the signs so special? Well, the name of the village, it's, ehh, it's called Fucking! And the villagers don't seem to understand what the big deal is and they are mad as hell: "We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet. "It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile." Local guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with F---ing. "The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he explained. "Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler's birthplace in Braunau. "But for the British, it's all about F---ing." Not just the british Herr Andreas. Not just the british!