Bret Easton Ellis has a new book out?
And he is playing himself in that new story? And its gruesome and nihilistic? How come no one told me about this? I want that book. I want it now damn it. When is it coming to Egypt? How long will it take to ship here? But I want it now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I declare whomever gets it for me to be my new Bestfriend Forever. I will ever get you a BFF chain and everything. Anything you want. Just get me that book!