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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Lip synching banned in Turkmenistan

The Turkmen President is a man of strong vision for his country and unwavering leadership; After tackeling the huge domestic issues of Opera and Ballet by banning them, the man is taking on his biggest challange yet: The scourge of lipsynching. He is banning it, from the whole country! Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central Asian nation, citing "a negative effect on the development of singing and musical art," the president's office said Tuesday. So I am guessing opening Kareoke bars over there may not be such a good investment after all. Britney Spears is reportedly is not amused by this at all: "But I like touring in Turkey", she exclaimed while pouting. She then proceeded to stuff her mouth with Spam, which she ate with a spoon from the can, like the white trash hoe that she is. Reps for Ashley Simpson still can not be reached for comment!

1 Comments:

At 8/24/2005 10:13:00 PM, Blogger Z said...

I recently read an article about this earlier in the week. Seems like President Saparmurat Niyazov has a few issues. I've heard he wrote a 400 page manifesto, entitled the Ruhnama, that lays forth the moral and ethical codes for Turkmens. Supposedly a Turkmen equivalent of the Bible and Qur'an. Just when you'd think politicians wouldn't get nuttier....

 

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