Nadz's guide to the Anti-War protestors
Nadz has an awesome post on the different types of Anti-War protesters and how to deal with them. Take the "Bush Hater" type for example: Latin name: Bushus Loathus e Lunaticus Characteristics: A t-shirt saying one of the following: Fuck Bush, Buck Fush, Bush = Hitler, Hail to the Thief, He's Not My President, War Criminal, blablabla Description: An irrational hatred of anything to do with President Bush - the very mention of his name will cause smoke to steam from their noses. They blame Bush for everything, from 9/11 to Hurricane Katrina to "Riverdance". Counteroffensive: Approach the Bush-Hater wearing a t-shirt with Dubya's face all over it. Casually mention that you just LOVE our president and watch their nostrils flare. As they keep seething, talk about your infatuation with Karl Rove, and mention that you think that Dick Cheney is "cute". Laugh at reaction. And it just keeps getting better from there. Read the whole thing.