Killed by Tequila
A swedish man goes into a 3 day coma and dies after drinking 19 shots of Tequila in 90 minutes. Wussy. As a consequence to his wussiness, the bartender who served him the shots has received 6 months in jail for, get this, illegally serving alcohol to a clearly intoxicated person. Ok, color me confused, but isn't it the bartender's job to serve alcohol to intoxicated people? Isn't that kind of in the job description? Isn't this how they make money? People getting drunk, thus order more drinks and consequently spend the rest of their evening worshipping the porcelain god while the bartender counts his tip money? I blame the dead man. He should've puked after the 10th shot. Now look where his super tolerance and the bartender's attentive customer service has gotten them both. Sheesh.
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 11/24/2005 12:41:00 AM
6 Comments:
Well , You are right . Every person should take responsibility for their own actions . But how could intoxicated person do ? He's drinking too much that he's reached the point where he's no longer responsible for his actions . I think the bartender should have paid more attention to the amount of tequila the guy order . But still he doesn't deserve to go to jail for it .
Maybe I am baised because me loves loves loves loves loves (that's loves 5 times)Tequila and hearing that its consumption killed someone bummed me out.
Warning Wussies everywhere: Tequila will kill you. STAY AWAY from it. Ok? And bartenders, do not serve tequila to wussies, ok? It will only get you into trouble.
That should do it, no?
hmmm....tequila and lots of it? Hmm, reminds me of two people I know, almost finished a bottle and went drunk walking in an upscale district in Cairo... hola, sandmonkey!
Mr. Bushra, I don't know what you are talking about. I deny all knowledge related to an incident involving the almost total consumption of a Jose Cuervo gold bottle and then running around in the streets of cairo looking for a Shisha place at 1 in the morning. It wasn't me. I didn't do it.
Jose Cuervo:
Tanya Tucker.
Written by Cindy Jordan.
( © EMI East Listening Music Corp. / Universal MCA Music Publishing.)
From various albums by various artists including Tanya Tucker and Shelley West
Oh, it's Sunday morning and the sun is shining,
In my eye that is open, and my head is spinning.
Was the life of the party; I can't stop grinning,
I had too much Tequila last night.
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
Now wait a minute, things don't look too familiar,
And who is this cowboy who's sleepin' beside me?
Well, he's awful cute, but how'd I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night.
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
Instrumental break.
Oh, those little shooters, how I love to drink them down.
C'mon, bartender, let's have another round.
Well the music's playing and my spirits are high.
Tomorrow might be painful, but tonight we're gonna fly.
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Every time we get together, I sure have good time.
You're my friend, you're the best, mi amigo.
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.
"he's reached the point where he's no longer responsible for his actions"
ok u can reach a point where u are no longer conscious of ur actions but that in no way means u are not responsible for them. its just the bs cop out all people who can hold their shit use (and cheaters) to take the blame away from themselves.....
...ok ive thought about some of my tequila nights (one in particular that im not getting into detail about cause although its on hell of a story its a bit long and i know u all dont care (sm ask me about tequila when u come home u want to hear this story)) and maybe im wrong ... for most alcohol its a cop out for tequila no responsiblity comes with the territory
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