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Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Zarqawi backs call to unveil War-ending plan

He, after all, has a right to know, you know? It's important for democracy. (2005-11-15) — Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq, today endorsed a measure introduced by Senate Republicans that would force President George Bush to lay out his plan for ending the war against terrorists in Iraq. “We think it is important for a democracy such as the United States to be transparent with the public,” said Mr. Zarqawi in a video statement released to al-Jazeera TV and CNN. “We’ll all feel better when we learn strategic and tactical details of how Mr. Bush intends to stop al Qaeda from turning Iraq into the first major victory in the global jihad.” As a show of ‘good faith’ diplomacy, Mr. Zarqawi said he would soon release his own detailed plans for “casting the American infidel and his Zionist conspirators into a lake of burning sulphur.” Sen. John Warner, R-VA, who sponsored the bill, said Mr. Zarqawi’s backing should help garner votes from Senate Democrats who are typically reluctant to support any Republican measure. Caving under the pressure from this tri-partisan effort, Bush decided that he will, after all, unveil his ending-the war-in-Iraq plan. (2005-11-16) — In the wake of yesterday’s 79-19 Senate vote to force President George Bush to lay out his strategy to end the war in Iraq, the White House today issued what it called ‘pre-emptive compliance’. “Even though this Senate bill isn’t law yet,” said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, “The president didn’t want the Congress, especially our Republican brethren who sponsored this measure, to wallow in ignorance about our strategy in Iraq.” The Bush administration sent the following message to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-TN, with a request that it be distributed to all members of Congress. And we at The Sandmonkey News Inc. have of course obtained a copy for you. Here it is: United States Iraq Strategy: 1. Kill terrorists. 2. Train Iraqi forces to kill terrorists. 3. Help Iraqis build schools and infrastructure. 4. Leave behind first democracy in Arab world. I think it's crazy enough that it may just work.

2 Comments:

At 11/17/2005 07:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm begining to wonder how much money the DNC is getting from al-Zarqawi since they seem to want to statch a defeat from the jaws of victory by bring home our troops too soon? It is getting so transparent as to which side they are on.

 
At 11/17/2005 06:55:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

statch=snatch

 

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