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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, January 09, 2006

Best Blonde Joke ever

Don't quote me or anything, but I am fairly certain that this is the best blonde joke ever! It's that awesome!


At 1/09/2006 10:11:00 AM, Blogger Chimera said...

LOL! I wonder how many "virtual" blondes there are out there!

By the way, SM: TAG! You're It!

At 1/09/2006 10:30:00 AM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

SAM, I think that this guy deserve to be on your blogroll. You'll love it.


At 1/09/2006 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Kat said...

That was funny, though I admit I got it by the second click. Guess I'm not a virtual blonde. ;)

But, speaking of jokes, I caught this early this AM reading the news from "over there" and thought it was a good laugh:

To Strip or Not to Strip; Egyptian Clerics debate Marital sex

A lovely excerpt:

CAIRO: An Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars. According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of the prestigious Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage."[snip]

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel-Moti dismissed the fatwa, saying: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."

For his part, Al-Azhar's fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but they should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested that they cover up with a blanket during sex. - AFP

And you wonder why young Muslim men would blow themselves up to get to paradise and 72 virgins.

At 1/09/2006 02:13:00 PM, Blogger Josie said...

LOL! Well, I was suspicious by the 2nd click, but the third one I got it... so I guess I'm a little more blonde than Kat is. :)

At 1/09/2006 03:49:00 PM, Blogger R said...


it's really a good one...
I heard it before though, but it was about wa7ed se3idi

At 1/12/2006 01:07:00 AM, Blogger The Sphinx said...

Hehehehe, nice ;-)


At 3/19/2007 08:44:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol thats funny...i love blonde jokes ...


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