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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The perfect way to start your day

You wake up 2 houres late because your alarm did not go off. You quickly shower and shave and wear your cloths and step out of the house only to slip on the iced stairs and take 6 stairs down on your ass in front of a whole street. Your pants get torn, your shoulder dislocated and your ass bruised. And then to add insult to injury, after you take your bruised aching ass upstairs again, you get a text message from your roommate warning you about the slippery stairs. Perfect!

5 Comments:

At 1/24/2006 07:24:00 AM, Anonymous Jokerman said...

Sandy, thank the heavens. It couldve been alot worse.

 
At 1/24/2006 07:52:00 AM, Anonymous karim elsahy said...

hahahahahhahahahahaa. classic.

You still on for tonight?

 
At 1/24/2006 01:45:00 PM, Blogger . said...

I'll let you know when I can stop laughing. Poor princess...I hope the shoulder isn't too bad.

 
At 1/24/2006 03:58:00 PM, Anonymous Me said...

oh! Salamtak!

 
At 1/24/2006 05:08:00 PM, Blogger Crazy Girl said...

LOL guess you should have went to bed earlier!! :p poor baby.. No ice here in Fl!!!

 

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