The Holocaust thing
You know, if this “Cartoon Global Crisis” has made me suspect anything, is that all Muslims seem to be getting some sort of “Talking point memo” that I am not getting for some reason. The reason behind this conspiracy theory is the fact that in all of my many many talks with my people over this Cartoon Global Crisis, they all seem to have the same argument that they are willing to dash out instantly and it goes a little something like this: They will all look at you with one raised eyebrow, and give you this big conspirational look of someone who knows something you don’t or didn’t think off, while they smugly tell you: “Don’t tell me they have freedom of expression in Denmark. Can they run articles that doubt the Holocaust? Huh ? Can they? Huh? Huh?” They tell you this with the assurance of someone who knows that their argument is incredibly solid and can not be disputed, while in reality it’s incredibly stupid, and I shall dispute it right now once and for all because I am sick and tired of arguing about it.
*Note: the Rant below is addressed to the incredibly stupid people who make this argument. Incredibly stupid people, listen up, this is for you.*
Now, I have a question for all of you who question the Holocaust: Have you done research on the Holocaust? Can you prove that it really is a myth? Which books have you read on the topic? What kind of historical research do you base your allegations that the Holocaust didn’t happen on? Or are you just repeating the stuff that you heard other idiots say like a freakin parrot? Yeah, thought so.
Yeah, thought so.
And ok, fine, I will bite. Let's say that the Jews are exaggerating the numbers and 6 million of them really were not killed by the Nazis. So how many were killed? 4 million? 3 million? 2 million? What, 6 million Jews killed is a tragedy but 2 million is in the acceptable ok range? Is that what you are saying?
And since we are discussing this, and you are so sure that the Holocaust didn’t happen, can you explain to me why the governments of all of those western countries are prepared to hold the guilt of something as horrible as that when they are not guilty? Do you understand that the reason why they are so opposed to even talk about this issue, is that there is so much blood on many of their hands, and they just want to put the whole thing behind them? Don’t you get that they know that the Holocaust happened, because unlike you and the people you hang out with, they have experienced the Nazis firsthand and know what kind of shit they did? Do you get that concept?
But ok, let’s ignore all of this, and let’s ignore that this is a false analogy that compares apples to oranges (a better comparison would’ve been if the Danish would’ve made a cartoon that makes fun of Moses, which they would in case you are asking), and follow it to the inevitable conclusion: Are you telling me, that if the Danish newspapers would’ve discussed the possibility of the Holocaust being a myth, you would be ok with them drawing cartoons of the Prophet? You know you wouldn’t be, so why are you even making this stupid argument to begin with?
And finally, will you please stop obsessing about the Jews for a minute? Will you just stop dragging them into everything? I mean, the one time that the whole Muslim world gets angry and the Jews had nothing to do with it, and yet you manage, amazingly, to drag them in the middle of it and bring them up! WTF? They had nothing to do with this. Not a damn thing! Why are you talking about them right now? What’s wrong with you people?