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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Old away message for the day

The average Male sperm whale releases 320 gallons of Semen everytime it unloads, but only 20 gallons actually makes it into its mate, leaving 300 gallons to spill into the ocean...... And you wonder why the water is so salty !!!


At 2/28/2006 06:22:00 AM, Blogger Nomad said...

no, that's plancton !

At 2/28/2006 08:05:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 2/28/2006 10:00:00 AM, Anonymous AhmedT said...

Imagine 1,211 One Liter bottle of whale semen!

At 2/28/2006 11:10:00 AM, Blogger WakkaJewbacca said...

I don't feel so well.

At 2/28/2006 12:06:00 PM, Blogger Solomon2 said...

Brown Eyes is right. SM, I hope you get to paradise, 'cause you sure need those six dozen virgins!

At 2/28/2006 03:57:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww, I just got over seeing Jaws and now you do something like this. It's an Egytian conspiracy to stop people going swimming! Girls around the world will be going, "but mum, it was that damn whale". I was going to make a joke about not swallowing but felt that it would be in bad taste. tears of laughter here. BW

At 3/01/2006 05:07:00 AM, Anonymous BornIn1965 said...


At 3/01/2006 12:33:00 PM, Blogger Steven said...

Do you spit, or swallow?

At 3/02/2006 02:23:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hetro, male and married but you may make your own choices in life 12.33 Steven......BW


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