Batman is not gay!
George Clooney is trying to piss me off. Gotham City superhero, Batman, is gay, according to Hollywood superstar George Clooney. The actor who was being interviewed on an American Oscar show, replied to host Barbara Walters’ who asked if he would ever play a gay cowboy. Mr Clooney said he believed he had already played a gay character, "I was in a rubber suit and I had rubber nipples. I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay." Ok, first of all Batman is many things, but gay is not one of them. Joel Shumacher made him look gay with his Batsuit with the rubber nipples crap. But he is not gay. And I resent anyone who calls him a child molester as well. So, the costume of Robin from the waist down is nothing but a green brief, which he runs and prances around in, but that doesn't mean that Batman checks him out while they engage in sweaty fights with burly men. It may seem like latent homosexual behaviour to you, but that's just life in Gotham is all. Don't jump to any conclusions. Goddamn it. Now you've ruined Batman to me forever. Damn you George Clooney. DAMN YOU TO HELL!