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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, March 05, 2006

The 12 muslims attempting to kidnap cartoonists daughetr story is not true

Praise Allah. Thank you Jesus. YAY YHWA! The story of the 12 muslim men who tried to kidnapp the daughter of one of the cartoonists is not true. (Thanks Svend) Rohde charged with lying What was the Liberal party's political chairman told about the threat? Cartoonist accuses him of lying. /ritzau/ - 11:05 - 4. mar. 2006 The Liberal Party's political chairman, Jens Rohde, is accused of misleading the public in saying that 12 Moslem men tried to call on a daughter of one of the cartoonists at her school. Neither the cartoonist, whose daughter was mentioned, or Claus Seidel, the chairman of a Danish cartoonist's union, can recognise the situation. Jens Rohde has explained that he attended a meeting Thursday with Claus Seidel where he was informed about the cartoonist's current situation, including the incident at the school. "It was a confidential meeting, no records were kept. The information must be attributted to Jens Rohde. He can say what he wants to, and so can I. I will not comment on whose memory serves him best. But Jens Rohde should not comment on something that is neither written down nor that both parties agree has been said, in this highly charged situation". Claus Seidel said to Ritzau. Girl-talk. The cartoonist said, this Saturday, to Jyllands-Posten, that there were no Moslem men, but there were Moslem girls. They were not adult, but in the 6. grade, 10-11 years old.There were no 12 people, but at most 6-8 girls. And what has been made out as an almost planned incident over the cartoons, was in fact a year long conflict between the pupils at the two schools that started long before the cartoons were published, the cartoonist said. He points out that there is no longer any conflict between the two schools. "It was just kids and it was only girl-talk that might as well have been about who stole who's boyfriend. It's in Jens Rohde's own imagination, and it's really scary that he could even think of going public with that story. I think the public should be made aware that he's been lying", the cartoonist says. He has asked for anonymity out of consideration for his family's security. Wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We maybe bomb shit, burn embassies and kill innocent people, but we don't threaten the children of people we want dead. Our crazies didn't go this low yet. YES. Take That Islamophobes. IN YOUR FACE! You gotta excuse me here, but like, those are the mdoern muslim's life's little victories. Things have gotten that bad! Honestly, don't you miss the days when people viewed muslims as "those people who marry 4 women at a time"? When we were called "The Diet Mormons*"? I do. I miss that. Let's have that back. Let's be the "sex-crazed people" again. It's so much better than the "angry violent people" thing we have been doing for the past few years. Don't you think? *Actually no one called us that one. I made that one up in college, you know, in the glory days of misconceptions of Islam.


At 3/05/2006 03:25:00 AM, Anonymous sally said...

it all started with a cartoon, so why not exaggerate a scene from mean girls and blow it out of proportion to a kidnapping incident? i'm going to start a rumor about cartoon characters taking offense to their characterization. did daffy duck really want a lisp? did bug bunny really want a nasal voice? and while we're at it, let's caricature muslim girls in the actual fight. let's have a cartoon showdown.

At 3/05/2006 04:35:00 AM, Anonymous Rea said...

Um, i don't want to be a meanie :) and though it had nothing to do with the cartoon wars, i think that people of Beslan would have a thing or two to say about Muslims "not threatening the children". I know it's a whole different issue but still.

At 3/05/2006 05:19:00 AM, Blogger chooseDoubt said...

"Wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We maybe bomb shit, burn embassies and kill innocent people, but we don't threaten the children of people we want dead. Our crazies didn't go this low yet."

Erm, Beslan. Beheaded school girls. Indiscriminate bombings all over the world. Sandmonkey, you're a good guy and a smart one, but you're living in a dream world if this one story swings it one way or the other for you.


At 3/05/2006 05:41:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

Damn it. I hate it when people use facts to ruin my chipper mood. :(


At 3/05/2006 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Andrew of Arabia said...

Hey now, don't get yourself down. There are plenty of children out there who have not yet been victimized. Plenty of children who also adore Tom and Jerry. You can chalk up a victory each day that those children are simply taught to hate the infidels ... without doing anything about it.

At 3/05/2006 10:34:00 AM, Anonymous Lolo said...

Okay now, that guy? The politician who made up the story? How the fuck is he any better than the moronotards that agitated this whole thing into such a mess in the first place? Him, he should be apologising in public, etc.

At 3/05/2006 11:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


The link won't do you much good unless you speak danish. But he "deeply regrets".

I don't think he will be let off the hook that easily.
Lying and/or gross exaggeration is not taken lightly in Denmark.


At 3/05/2006 02:34:00 PM, Blogger Highlander said...

So does this mean you are still a Muslim ya Sandmonkey ? Has your faith in God been restored now ?

At 3/05/2006 02:57:00 PM, Anonymous foreign devil said...

The 12 Muslim men have morphed into 6-8 schoolgirls of 11-12 years of age. That means that whoever is choreographing the latest version, knows they can't hide the fact a group did go to the school, but the cartoonist, at the urging no doubt of the Muslims, are now saying it was teenage girls looking to 'get at' the daughter.

I'll tell you Sandmonkey, if you heard 6 to 8 teenage girls were looking for your little daughter...and you know how mean teenage girls can be...would you feel any more reassured by that fact?

I think not. I wouldn't. Something's rotten in Denmark but I still believe a 'group' turned up at the school and that's just plain wrong and scary. Teenage girl gangbangers in LA beat other girls half to death; angry young Muslim girls who feel they've been wronged could do a lot of damage to a 7 year old.

Just sayin is all... Islam still seeks to 'impress' it's power upon others and since I'm not Islamic I resent that.

At 3/07/2006 03:19:00 AM, Anonymous erik said...

Hi Sandmonkey,

I am sorry I told you about this incident before there was a confirmation from the other sources.




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