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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Reason# 3454556544 why the Onion rocks

This is too funny: In schools and coffeehouses, parlors and public squares, Iraqis are discussing and debating the revolutionary teachings of activist Iyad al-Naqib, who is being hailed by some as the "Iraqi Mahatma Gandhi" for his commitment to practicing "a bit less severe" forms of violence against infidels and crusaders. Known for sayings such as "An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind, so extract a pinky for an eye," al-Naqib, 46, is both praised and vilified throughout the Muslim world for his radical, slightly less violent teachings.

Al-Naqib's followers are instructed to bomb discos on weeknights, when they are less crowded, and to equip suicide bombers with hand grenades rather than multiple sticks of TNT.

Such views earned al-Naqib this year's Mideast Peace Prize, an award administered by the Yemeni government and presented to individuals credited with encouraging what its literature characterizes as "anything remotely close to a rough approximation of peace in the region."


Also read Alturism mocked and what the american people think of the Milosobitch's untimely demise.


At 3/14/2006 02:54:00 AM, Blogger EducSubNorm said...

Islam and Christianity finally converge.
Give 'em a seat at the UN alongside the Vatican's

At 3/14/2006 03:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, the Dudley fucking Do-Right of the Moslem world, what a humanitarian.Leave now Sandmonkey, leave now. BW48


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