You just can't make this stuff up!

You know how the US government always claims to be doing things in its citizens interest? Well it seems that they are ready to put their money where their mouth is.... when it comes to your New Year's resoloution anyway! Apparently the US government really wants to help you keep up with your new year's resoloution, or at least the most common ones anyway(convincing Alexis Bledel and Kristin Kreuk to have my babies isn't listed), so they put them all right here on FirstGov.com- "The U.S. Government's Official Web Portal"- for your convenience . You want to lose weight? Stop drinking? Reduce your stress levels? Well, they have a link for all of that, and all you have to do is to click on it and then you will be forwarded to a federal entity that might be able to help you keep that resoloution. They even have a drinking diary table thingie that you should check out if you are really serious about cutting down on your drinking, even though i can't imagine why you would ever want to do something like that. Sobriety BLOWS!