Scott Peterson needs your help!
People, it is the final hour for Scott, ya know with the conviction and the death penalty and all that annoying legal stuff. And since we all know how innocent he is , well, how can we not accept when he asks for our help to find the REAL KILLER™? By the way, Scott suspects it was the same guy who killed O.J.'s wife and kidnapped Chendra Levy! Between you and me, I think Bush did it! You know, to distract us from Iraq! He is sneaky like that!