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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

He BEAT IT! (sorry, couldn't help it!)

Michael Jackson just got cleared on all 10 accounts. For people who may find that to be rather confusing, i suggest you go here for an explanation. I find it kind of funny how everybody was making Wacko Jacko jokes until yesterday, and now everyone is wondering how/when Michael will make his musical comeback! As for what i think about the whole thing, well, I know i might get crucified for this, but i am kind of glad he got off (I didn't mean it that way you pervert), because i would really feel bad for him if he went to jail in that place. Not to mention, the persecution team was a little too vindictive with so little evidence, The kid's family had a history of fraud and his mother is a nutbag and Michael Jackson doesn't look like he could get it up, let alone molest anyone. And i am sorry, but what kind of parents would leave their kids in the company of an alleged Child Molester to spend the night anyway? They shouldn't have custody of their kids if they are willing to put them in such a situation, even if they know that the person is 100% innocent, because you never know! Not to mention, the man had everything lined up against him- The Law, the media, his former employees, his history- and he still beat the system. Even if he is guilty, this makes him elligable for what i like to call "Dubious Respect", for being able to break the rules, managing to get away with it while sticking his (her/it) tongue out to his enemies. Like it or not, he was the underdog here, and he managed to come on top ( again, no pun intended). So Michael, even though you are weird, freaky and probably guilty, You beat the system, and therefore i Salute you! Now, please, no more kids coming over and no more sleep overs. Or, better yet, move to Thailand: I hear that kind of thing is acceptable there!


At 6/14/2005 01:40:00 AM, Blogger Nadz said...

hehe. i know what you mean - I suspect he did something, but I was cringing at the idea of him going to prison. I can't imagine him surviving and I can't help but feel bad for the guy.

But damn, he's weird!

At 6/14/2005 08:51:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Nadz, no bad mouthing MJ!

He is after all, the very symbol of why America is so Great!

I mean where else but America, can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman!!


At 6/14/2005 10:53:00 PM, Blogger gatorbait said...

The prosecution screwed the pooch on this one. Are we surprised? No, it's California.

Bad witnesses, poor testimony, a star defendant, oh yeah, and prosecutorial arrogance. The sick part, I think MJ did it, but I am with Sam, the government failed to make the case and used extremely tainted witness testimony. Dumbasses.

At 6/16/2005 04:07:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

Nutbag = scrotum. No scrotum jokes in the Michael Jackson post please :P

At 6/19/2005 07:29:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now why is it that the best commentary I've read about Wacko Jacko comes from some Egyptian guy?



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