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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Michael Jackson's future home

In the case the Jury finally makes a decision, in the who is weirder contest of the year, to convict Michael, this is where he will end up living for the next 20 years of his life. Just Imagine: Jacko, Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan exercising together. Yeesh. Oh well, as Chris Rock said before, it won't be sad when Michael gets sent to jail, it will be sad like a month after, when his hair gets all nappy and white, and the crayolla people won't be around to fix his face anymore. Now that, that will be a sad sight.

1 Comments:

At 6/05/2005 03:00:00 PM, Anonymous Eddie said...

Sandmonkey, if Michael goes to jail, I think we should get up a pool on how long it takes for his nose to fall off. My guess is 7 weeks, although it might be hard for a photo of a noseless Jackson to make it out of jail in a timely fashion.

 

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