Michael Jackson's future home
In the case the Jury finally makes a decision, in the who is weirder contest of the year, to convict Michael, this is where he will end up living for the next 20 years of his life. Just Imagine: Jacko, Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan exercising together. Yeesh. Oh well, as Chris Rock said before, it won't be sad when Michael gets sent to jail, it will be sad like a month after, when his hair gets all nappy and white, and the crayolla people won't be around to fix his face anymore. Now that, that will be a sad sight.