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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, July 01, 2005

Those Egyptian Intellectuals are driving me crazy

I swear to God they say shit like that just to piss me off: Said: There is a well-known saying that history is written by the victors. It's true. Adolf Hitler, whose image has been harmed, and we, and the entire world, continue to his image... To this day, world Zionism inflates Hitler's role in order to exploit the German guilt complex... The exaggerations about Hitler… that he was I don't know what… That he suffered from frustration, from weakness, and so on... They persist in talking about his weak points. Oh, as opposed his strong points? The guy was a psychotic mass-murderer! Gotta love the swipe on Zionism though! Over fifty years after the end of World War II. The talk about Hitler is exaggerated. True, there were violations of human rights and of entire peoples, but the very much exaggerated. Oh Lord. This is just too funny! Let me ask you a question: The Jews were hurt by Hitler, and there were crematoria, and a holocaust, and so on... But the gypsies, who are also human beings and belong to the human race – Hitler persecuted them and did worse things to them than to the Jews... But because they don't own the media... They don't have any influence in the banks or in the mass media, and so on. See, it's the Jews! It's all their fault, with their control over the media and ownership of the Banks. Poor Hitler! And if that is not enough to raise your blood level, here is an Egyptian General who claims that on 9/11 Cheney told President Bush that it's an inside Job and that the White House had traitors in it! That's weird, I thought the Vatican was behind the whole thing. Hmm......

15 Comments:

At 7/01/2005 03:18:00 AM, Anonymous Don Cox said...

"Rest assured that if Hitler had won World War II, the picture would have been different."____It sure would. Mr Said would be working in a slave camp, for one thing.

 
At 7/01/2005 05:08:00 AM, Anonymous SAM2 said...

FYI

Chicagoan announces candidacy for presidency of Egypt, Jun 15, 2005, Aladdin Elaasar

 
At 7/01/2005 05:27:00 AM, Anonymous Caroline said...

Are you that stupid or do you just play dumb? Have you any idea what kind of organization MEMRI is? You need to mouth off a lot less and read more, "Sandmonkey".

 
At 7/01/2005 06:08:00 AM, Anonymous Dina said...

Caroline, let me guess: It's owned and run by jews?

I am not sure that the Sandmonkey is the stupid one here caroline!

 
At 7/01/2005 06:38:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SM,

How many people actually believe this stuff?

Aliandra

 
At 7/01/2005 06:59:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

Aliandra, I don't know but i am guessing Caroline does.

Caroline, if i am mistaken, why don't u enlighten me and correct me? I am all for it!

 
At 7/01/2005 09:36:00 AM, Blogger Polly Prissy-Pants said...

Oh man. Personally, my blood pressure can't handle that kind of idiocy. I have to take deep breaths. Deeeep breaths.

 
At 7/01/2005 10:04:00 AM, Anonymous Me, Myself and I said...

Hey SM..i refrained from posting here when i first read ur post as i did not have the energy to be battered right and left..Hitler was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD..Hilter was shit, Hitler was a fucked up person...but, one has to admit to that there is a bit of expliotation of the atrocities by the jews..they are actually smart to do this (i dated a 2 jewish guys in my earlier life and one did actually live on a kibbutz so I do not welcome any bashing here as a one of those prejudiced conspiracy minded arabs) read a book some couple of years ago called The Holocoust Industry by some Finkelstein ..a controvsial study that debates the the conventional accounts of the place the "Holocoust" has come to occupy in American culture--of course the man was bashed rite and left..but i suppose being a jew bardo gave the book some credibility..most probably he is now labeled a self hating jew..here you go: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/185984488X/qid=1120237296/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/104-2733313-3173526?v=glance&s=books

 
At 7/01/2005 04:37:00 PM, Blogger Kat said...

Well, me, myself and I, if six million Americans had been massacred by Hitler and we finally defeated him, you can rest assured, every time some asshat started talking smack about eliminating Americans or blaming them for the worlds problems, as was done right before the original massacre, I'd be talking about it too. all the time.

Wait...that happens now. We're the new "jew" or the old "jew" if you buy this "american/zionist/jewish owned" conspiracy. The CIA is everywhere. When your TV doesn't work or the satetllite dish goes down, it's an American/zionist conspiracy to keep the others from learning about our newest giant lazer aimed at the fault lines in Asia so we can wipe out the Muslim world!

The only thing that pisses me off is that some terrorist Muslim guy must have figured out how to do the same in his batcave in Wazir cause we keep having these earthquakes in California. Maybe the chinese stole our weather regulating weapon and unleashed it against us because we keep having these torrential downpours that result in mud slides and giant boulders rolling down on houses and floods drowning people in Florida. Then there was that freaking tornado that ripped the roof off my house last year.

Damn chinese/Muslim terrorist bastards!

Oh, wait, that's right, it's all America's fault. My own government, doing evil things to its citizens to keep them busy and not paying attention to what the evil, Bushitler/McChimpy/Halliburton/Skulls and Crossbones/Cheney/UN Oil for Food/sanction the world/nuclear weapons conglomerate conspiring to ruin the world through their failure to sign the Kyoto treaty and stop global warming. Cause, like, we all know that if the US didn't exist, NOBODY else in he world is creating this stuff and harming the environment.

I mean, you know, those farmers down in the socialist utopias of Latin America burning off all the rainforests are really working for the McChimpy/Halliburton/Bushitler/Cheney enterprise. They figure that they will get all this money, destroy the world and wipe out the human population with starvation, malaria, AIDs, bird flu, so they can have it all and not have to share with anyone. Except those dastardly Zionists, which they had to bargain with and decided they could have the desert oasis when we're done bombing the crap out of it and all the people committing those "martyr" operations that the bushitler/McChimpy/Cheney/Halliburton/Skulls and Crossbones organization created thirty years ago in some secret underground passsage in Yale. That's just dirty how they created this whole psychological phenomonon of cults partnering up with those Zionist psy-ops characters, Jung and Freud, where they convince people, not only is it good to kill others and drop bombs on them and ruin the environment, but it's also good to kill yourself in the name of God.

And they do it all by sending out subliminal messages via their fake press releases under the name Osama bin Laden, Zawahiri and Zarqawi so all those crazy Muslim dudes will don explosive vests, get into suicide cars, walk or drive into huge populaces and blow them up. Wow, these guys are freaking briliiant. And the way they've dispatched those thousands of "imams" preaching about Jihad and the duty of the Muslim to go do it is just some of the best management and organization skills you can get at the Wharton Business School.

I mean, that is just freaking brilliant. And, hey, if they kill off a couple thousand jews and Americans while they're at, all the better, less people they have to kill later when they finish taking over he world!

I'd be scared of these guys too if I didn't have my super secret decoder ring and biological suit with NASA food and a space shuttle hidden in my backyard so I can get off the planet and join the base group at our super secret space station on Canine II in the Centari constellation when they finish destroying this world.

Psssttt! don't tell anyone but we're really aliens. Those movies you see about aliens traveling from planet to planet sucking up all the resources like a swarm of locusts and then moving on to the next to do the same are from a rebel group that refuses to be brainwashed and tries to put out their propaganda via things they call "movies". But, don't worry, we have a plan for those guys. In the mean time, they serve our purpose in creating scary movies to keep the rest of the human race guessing about what's really going on.

And, yeah, we have secret cells in every country and capital in the world. We just pull their strings when ever we need a distraction and out pops somebody like Kim Il Jong, talking crap about nuclear weapons and destroying the world. Then there are those wacky Mullahs. They are so deep into our pockets. we just give them a little toke of our coke, which we secretly support and manufacture down in latin America, one of our many other tools of ultimate destruction for the human race.

Especially non-white people. We brought those things out so you know, we can kill all the non-white people or get them down so low we can control them and make them sign up for our army of minions marching all over the world since there aren't any better options for some ghetto dwelling brother except our open army where they wear uniforms and shoot guns at people or our secret army of street thugs that get to wear our super secret color coded uniforms, sell drugs, drive armor plated mercedes (instead of hummers; though those are leaking over into our secret army) and shoot people on street corners here.

Of course, you all KNOW that Saddam was like our right hand man and the only reason that we had to off him was because he wasn't killing enough Arabs fast enough for us so we decided to do it ourselves.

Sammy...this is a message for our APU super secret members.

Tomorrow, we take over the world!!!!!!!!

Make sure you've got your biological suit, NASA food and space shuttle boarding pass ready. If you wanna know where the launch is going to be, read Revelations chapters 20-22 and use your super Christian decoder ring!

 
At 7/01/2005 04:46:00 PM, Blogger Kat said...

I nearly forgot. I've got to give props to that psy-op group Jung and Freud. I mean, who would have guessed hey'd come up with a plan to make people destroy themselves so they could blame it on sex and oedipal obsessions with your mother (or father for the women).

And Einstein, brilliant too. I mean, all that work he did to come up with the theory of relativity so we could get back to our secret space station on Canine II? Thought we were going to be stuck here for the next couple of centuries.

Of course, that idiot alien guy of ours that thought landing on pyramids was a brilliant idea had to be shot. Anybody KNOW the damage that can do to a space craft?

One other thing, SAmmy, make sure you destroy all of these secret messages, documents and videos of Brittney spears and Jessica Simpson so if anyone survives our evil plan, no one can come back and decipher it later to figure out how we did it.

 
At 7/01/2005 08:01:00 PM, Anonymous Tina said...

ROTFLMCO! Kat, that was the best rant I've read in ages!

 
At 7/01/2005 08:26:00 PM, Anonymous Norm204 said...

Loved it Kat!!!

Everyone (except Russians) conviently forgets that Hitler just
did not kill 6 million Jews. It is
estimated that 55, yes, 55 million
people died because of Hitler's
ambitions in WWII. At least 20
million Russians died.
Too bad no country had the balls to
irradicate Hitler in the early
1930's before he rearmed Germany.
I am proud that President Bush
understands that we have to take
a stand against fascism now, and
not later when tens of millions are
dead!

 
At 7/01/2005 10:51:00 PM, Anonymous Me, Myself and I said...

Hey kate, you could have saved this rant to a post that is more relevant to "why do they hate us"....this post is not about america..so kate, push another relevant button

 
At 1/08/2006 06:46:00 PM, Blogger LSRDylcx said...

Hi,
Your blog is well written and informative. I have a site on High Blood Pressure maybe we could trade links?

 
At 4/14/2006 04:50:00 PM, Anonymous An Egyptian too far from Home- posting here for the first time said...

Wat ur missing is the fact that eventhough hitler did bad things e.c.t. and persictuted jews, the zionists are now using this as an excuse to go around killing and persicuting others. u cannot justify hitler, same as u cannot justify the zionists. its just all wrong.

 

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