Is that your spawn?
*This just happend* Boss knocks on my office and walks in. (Oh god. What do you want?) Boss: Since you are the one who used to live in the US, you might be the best person to answer this: What do you tell someone who just had a new baby? Me: Ehh, Congratulations? Boss: Well, I thought of saying that. But see, I was just wondering if there is something else they say. Something more american. (Oh Lord) Me: Congratulations on the new baby is what the americans say to each other when someone has a new baby. Boss: You sure they don't have another one, you know, like the phrases we use "May he be raised in your wealth", or something like that? Me: Nope. Congratulations is all you have. At least that's what I know. I could be wrong! (But i highly doubt it, you moron.) Boss: No, no. You are probably not wrong. I even checked the "Yahoo greetings" website hoping to find something other than "congratulations on your new arrival" and found nothing. Me: Hehe! Boss: So it's what, "congratulations on the new arrival"? (Ok, i can't take this anymore!) Me: What's with the arrival? We are talking about a baby, not a plane. It's simple: Congratulations on the new baby. Boss: That's it? Me: Yes, that's it! Boss: Ok, thanks.
You know, everyday i slowly understand why some people come to work with weapons and shoot their co-workers and bosses. Goddamn Idiot!