Even more things that piss me off
*This is a continuing rant, parts 1 and 2 are here and here!* Viagra Dads: This is a growing phenomenon amongst Men 60 and above in Egypt, they still act like 20 year olds with their women chasing. I keep seeing those 60 something Fathers and husbands who keep on chasing girls that are as old as their grandchildren and marryuing them on the side. Fathers are no longer acting like role-models, they are acting like teenage horndogs and it's all because of that damn Blue Pill called Viagra. There used to be a time when 60 - something Fathers enjoyed their retirment, the only girl chasing they would do is chasing their grandchildren in the house, and were mentors and role models filled with wisdom to their children when it came to Life's problems. That time is long gone my friends, BECAUSE TODAY DADS GOT ERECTIONS ON DEMAND. Why do you think your Fathers were so wise? Cause they no longer had erections, thus stopped thinking with their Dicks and started using their brains for a change. You think your Dad doesn't do that? Well guess what, all that time he spends with his friends? It's not really his friends he is spending it with. And they are all in on it, All of them. They even set each-other up with friends of their girlfriends. Those are young girls who come from poor backgrounds who discoverd that the chances of them getting married under our stupid system is close to nill, so they prostitute themselves to richer older guys. Stop it! It's wrong, disgusting and vile. Go act your age. This goes double to you DAD! The Mubarak extra support Banners: I JUST SAW ONE THAT SAID "As long as there is Life, Mubarak President for Life!" AND I ALMOST PUKED. THAT'S WAY TOO FAR IN TERMS OF ASS-KISSING, WAY BEYONED ANY HUMAN LEVEL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T FORGET MY CAPS LOCK KEY O, THIS IS ME SCREAMING CAUSE THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF! The Hijab promotional stickers: I keep seeing those on walls in Mohandeseen, and they say in arabic "The Hijab protects you from the (human) wolves"; human wolves = sexual predators. I keep wondering what that means or implies. Does that mean that if you wear the Hijab, then would be rapists won't rape you? How does that work again? Was there an agreement or something with the Rapists association? "Okay, Hijab girls are a NONO, but unveiled girls are sluts and thus fair game"? WTF? So someone who doesn't respect that a women needs to consent to sex is going to respect that she is a veiled girl? Where is he from? The Muslim Brotherhood Rapists chapter? Shut the Fuck up. This is nothing but an enforcment of the idea that raped women invited it upon themselves because of the way they are dressed, and that idea is WRONG. Somehow, in this society, there is this idea that if a veiled girl got raped then it's a bigger crime then if it happend to an unveiled girl, because, you know, unveiled giurls are non-religious harlots who invited rape upon themselves. Fuck you islamic-fanatic misogynistic fucks. Don't use the fear of Rape to get girls to wear veils; it's immoral and sick. And for the last time, Rape is not up for debate! NDP acting all innocent: Dude, you know you cheated and there is nothing any of us can do about it. Stop talking about this being a great democratic step. Stop acting as if that vote wasn't forged. Stop pretending as if this election was fair. Stop It. You won, Ok? Just shut the fuck up and Get off of my TV screen. Ohh (Only Orbit watching Cairo residents will get this, sorry), and Nirvana from Orbit's Cairo Today needs to get fired, NOW. Her Partisanship thanks t party loyalty was disgusting, and we all know it's a good show because of Amr Adib anyway. Fire that Bitch Amr and get someone who isn't a total douche! Ok? People with Phone Fetish: Ok, and for the last time: I don't care about your Cellphone, its type or its look. I could care less that it's the new Sony or Nokia, and that it has 2. whatever mega Pixel digital camera, an MP3 Player, a vibrator and can store I-don't-know-how-many megabites of pics, songs and videos. I don't care that the pictures on it are better then those off a digital camera, or that you can program it to play whichever song for whomever person's number. Everyone can do that nowadays: you are not special and it's not smart. I don't care where you bought it from or how much it cost you or that amazing deal on it that the cousin of the friend of your sister's brother in law's wife's nephew got you. I don't care. Sorry, I don't have a phone fetish like the rest of you. A phone should do 3 things and do them well: 1) make phone calls, 2) store numebrs and 3) send text messages. That's it. Anything beyond that is stupid, and unnecessary and bragging about it shows what kind of a pathethic insecure consumer you really are. Ohh yeah, and if your phone cost more than half of your monthly salary, then you are officially a human douchebag who should be publically flogged.