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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Even more things that piss me off

*This is a continuing rant, parts 1 and 2 are here and here!* Viagra Dads: This is a growing phenomenon amongst Men 60 and above in Egypt, they still act like 20 year olds with their women chasing. I keep seeing those 60 something Fathers and husbands who keep on chasing girls that are as old as their grandchildren and marryuing them on the side. Fathers are no longer acting like role-models, they are acting like teenage horndogs and it's all because of that damn Blue Pill called Viagra. There used to be a time when 60 - something Fathers enjoyed their retirment, the only girl chasing they would do is chasing their grandchildren in the house, and were mentors and role models filled with wisdom to their children when it came to Life's problems. That time is long gone my friends, BECAUSE TODAY DADS GOT ERECTIONS ON DEMAND. Why do you think your Fathers were so wise? Cause they no longer had erections, thus stopped thinking with their Dicks and started using their brains for a change. You think your Dad doesn't do that? Well guess what, all that time he spends with his friends? It's not really his friends he is spending it with. And they are all in on it, All of them. They even set each-other up with friends of their girlfriends. Those are young girls who come from poor backgrounds who discoverd that the chances of them getting married under our stupid system is close to nill, so they prostitute themselves to richer older guys. Stop it! It's wrong, disgusting and vile. Go act your age. This goes double to you DAD! The Mubarak extra support Banners: I JUST SAW ONE THAT SAID "As long as there is Life, Mubarak President for Life!" AND I ALMOST PUKED. THAT'S WAY TOO FAR IN TERMS OF ASS-KISSING, WAY BEYONED ANY HUMAN LEVEL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T FORGET MY CAPS LOCK KEY O, THIS IS ME SCREAMING CAUSE THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF! The Hijab promotional stickers: I keep seeing those on walls in Mohandeseen, and they say in arabic "The Hijab protects you from the (human) wolves"; human wolves = sexual predators. I keep wondering what that means or implies. Does that mean that if you wear the Hijab, then would be rapists won't rape you? How does that work again? Was there an agreement or something with the Rapists association? "Okay, Hijab girls are a NONO, but unveiled girls are sluts and thus fair game"? WTF? So someone who doesn't respect that a women needs to consent to sex is going to respect that she is a veiled girl? Where is he from? The Muslim Brotherhood Rapists chapter? Shut the Fuck up. This is nothing but an enforcment of the idea that raped women invited it upon themselves because of the way they are dressed, and that idea is WRONG. Somehow, in this society, there is this idea that if a veiled girl got raped then it's a bigger crime then if it happend to an unveiled girl, because, you know, unveiled giurls are non-religious harlots who invited rape upon themselves. Fuck you islamic-fanatic misogynistic fucks. Don't use the fear of Rape to get girls to wear veils; it's immoral and sick. And for the last time, Rape is not up for debate! NDP acting all innocent: Dude, you know you cheated and there is nothing any of us can do about it. Stop talking about this being a great democratic step. Stop acting as if that vote wasn't forged. Stop pretending as if this election was fair. Stop It. You won, Ok? Just shut the fuck up and Get off of my TV screen. Ohh (Only Orbit watching Cairo residents will get this, sorry), and Nirvana from Orbit's Cairo Today needs to get fired, NOW. Her Partisanship thanks t party loyalty was disgusting, and we all know it's a good show because of Amr Adib anyway. Fire that Bitch Amr and get someone who isn't a total douche! Ok? People with Phone Fetish: Ok, and for the last time: I don't care about your Cellphone, its type or its look. I could care less that it's the new Sony or Nokia, and that it has 2. whatever mega Pixel digital camera, an MP3 Player, a vibrator and can store I-don't-know-how-many megabites of pics, songs and videos. I don't care that the pictures on it are better then those off a digital camera, or that you can program it to play whichever song for whomever person's number. Everyone can do that nowadays: you are not special and it's not smart. I don't care where you bought it from or how much it cost you or that amazing deal on it that the cousin of the friend of your sister's brother in law's wife's nephew got you. I don't care. Sorry, I don't have a phone fetish like the rest of you. A phone should do 3 things and do them well: 1) make phone calls, 2) store numebrs and 3) send text messages. That's it. Anything beyond that is stupid, and unnecessary and bragging about it shows what kind of a pathethic insecure consumer you really are. Ohh yeah, and if your phone cost more than half of your monthly salary, then you are officially a human douchebag who should be publically flogged.

16 Comments:

At 9/08/2005 11:34:00 AM, Anonymous Anon said...

Call me crazy but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss a cell phone that doubles as a vibrator and can take pictures. :)

 
At 9/08/2005 11:52:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Hajab will protect from wolves AND Viagra Dads!

Later
Tater

 
At 9/08/2005 12:02:00 PM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

LOL!

Maybe the Hijab club and raping assoc are run by the same guys!hi

 
At 9/08/2005 12:29:00 PM, Blogger raf* said...

sam,

i don't even know where to begin with agreeing with you.

yeah, yeah, HELL YES, yeah, and right you are!!!

viagra dads - should be forbidden to remarry AND have a chastity belt on them, openable only by their wives.

over-the-top ass-kissers - need education. masakiin ...

pro-hijab rape excusers - put them in gallabiyahs and then drop them in any given u.s. prison -> "guys in dresses" ... i leave the rest to your imagination.

nd-fuckin'-p - no comment. let 'em gloat now ... they don't have much time left.

cell-phone bragging - is really good for weeding the stupid from the intelligent. so ... i'm all for it.

damn zionists.

--raf*

 
At 9/08/2005 12:59:00 PM, Blogger Papa Ray said...

Damn Kid, did somebody steal your medication?

Get more...hehe

Papa Ray
West Texas
USA

 
At 9/08/2005 01:56:00 PM, Blogger Baltic Waves said...

Great rant!

 
At 9/08/2005 02:30:00 PM, Blogger christina/ohio said...

I must be the last person in the world that doesn't have nor want a cellphone? I just don't like talking on the phone so why have one if you don't need it for buisness?

 
At 9/08/2005 02:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If one can think like a rapist wouldn't it make more sense scouting someone out who is veiled because it might mean that they might be a virgin or atleast someone who didn't have an STD?

 
At 9/08/2005 02:38:00 PM, Blogger Chimera said...

SM: You're beautiful when you're angry! And you are soooo right!

christina/ohio: There are at least two of us. I don't have a landline phone, either. I hate the thought that anytime anyone wants to intrude on my privacy, all they have to do it punch some numbers into a little machine.

 
At 9/08/2005 03:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have a cell either. Maybe I should get one, but then again, I sometimes forget where my wallet and keys are, so a cell will only add to the aggravation!

And I love your rants, Sand Man. Read all three parts, laughed my ass off, shocked at the stupidity of some people, and but had a great time reading. You're now officially my favorite blogger. Where the hell is that karfan......


jonas976

 
At 9/08/2005 04:43:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

You have a fan in Mosul, Papa Ray :)


http://livesstrong.blogspot.com/

 
At 9/08/2005 05:07:00 PM, Anonymous Peter-Australia said...

Sandmonkey, agree with you on all posts but I'll just comment on two.

Hajib will save you from rape? So all those nuns who have been raped (used as example of clothing modesty) must have let just a little too much skin show through. I suppose if this woman wore the Hajib she would have been safe?
"DETECTIVES are investigating the shocking sexual assault on an elderly woman in a nursing home.

The woman, 74, was believed to have been attacked at the Villa Maria aged care home in Plenty Rd, Bundoora, between 11pm Wednesday and 4am yesterday morning.
The victim, who suffers dementia, was attacked in her private room."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16538460-1243,00.html?from=rss

On a lighter side I've been asked by many people what I can do with my mobile phone as they are showing off their's. I answer, "Well I can ring people up on it and they can ring me." I usually just get a confused look back.

 
At 9/08/2005 07:57:00 PM, Blogger pamela said...

SM,
Awesome post. You were definitely on a tear -- and I loved it. A smart rant? Always hard to come by.
p.

 
At 9/08/2005 08:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandmonkey,you are a man after my own heart. I agree with you on all these points and while I haven't been reading your blog long, I now believe you must be my soul brother! And surprised....I can't believe there's a guy in this world who doesn't believe his cell phone has phallic symbolism or something. And there's more people/men like you in the world as well, judging from the comments. (ray of sunshine bursts out from behind the clouds).
You keep writing and I'll keep reading and recommending.

 
At 9/08/2005 09:11:00 PM, Blogger Mike SC USA said...

So Sorry,

"And I see no bravery, no bravery; only sadness, only sadness..."--James Blunt

http://www.wafb.com/Global/SearchResults.asp?qu=charmaine+neville&x=14&y=13

I'am so ashamed. Pray for us. I feel...

I don't know what to feel.

 
At 3/14/2006 05:39:00 AM, Blogger Seneferu said...

LOL, keep more of these rants coming.

 

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