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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Take a Pill

Scientists have their “eyebrows raised” at the approach a Urologist and Hot Media Personality Dr. Jennifer Berman who claims that better sex for women is just a pill away. This is probably the latest fad in the overly self-medicated US culture, with many women lining up to buy those placebos instead of finding men who can perform in bed, or maybe, just maybe, resolve their own psychological issues that may prevent them from climaxing in bed. Over here at Sandmonkey Central would like to recommend those other alternatives for women with sexual problems: 1) Find men who are good at Foreplay. 2) Wine. Red wine will make you horny, white wine will make you fun. Either one should help you out. 3) Ohh, I don’t know…Therapy? But whatever you do, Just don’t take anymore pills, ok? You are already on Prozac, Zoloft, Xanax, and god knows what else. Whether you believe it or not, those anti-depressants also mess up your libido and your ability to have a healthy sex life. Another Pill will not fix that. Ok?


At 10/01/2005 08:11:00 AM, Anonymous Greg from Lawrenceville said...

Well said, Sandmonkey!

At 10/01/2005 04:20:00 PM, Blogger Kat said...

Sorry, wine gives me a headache.


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