Mass homosexual wedding in UAE stopped

This is interesting and disturbing at the same time: There was a huge ceremony in a hotel on the Dubai-UAE highway where 2 dozen gay men were having a wedding. The government intercepted it, and the consequences are a bit...unusual. Police say they raided a hotel along the Dubai-Abu Dhabi highway and found a dozen men dressed as traditional female brides and a dozen others in male Arab dress. The men will probably be tried under Muslim law on charges related to adultery and prostitution. Outward homosexual behavior is banned in the Emirates; although the region has a long tradition of openly homosexual wedding singers and dancers, authorities blame the recent increase in gay arrests on Westerners. Those damn westerners. God knows there was no homosexuality in the middle-east till they invented it and brought it over and infected our youth with the gay virus. Anyway, what's their punishment? The men face up to five years in jail, lashings, and a more sinister, Brave New World-type of rehabilitation. "Because they've put society at risk, they will be given the necessary treatment, from male hormone injections to psychological therapies," says an Interior Ministry spokesman. They will cure them by injecting them with male hormones. Cause, you see, that's the problem. They are gay because they don't have male hormones, thus they act all girly, wear dresses and want to sleep with men. But once they get the male hormones, they will just shake their gayness off and will be raping..ehh..chasing women in no time. Right? Riiight!