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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Mass homosexual wedding in UAE stopped

This is interesting and disturbing at the same time: There was a huge ceremony in a hotel on the Dubai-UAE highway where 2 dozen gay men were having a wedding. The government intercepted it, and the consequences are a bit...unusual. Police say they raided a hotel along the Dubai-Abu Dhabi highway and found a dozen men dressed as traditional female brides and a dozen others in male Arab dress. The men will probably be tried under Muslim law on charges related to adultery and prostitution. Outward homosexual behavior is banned in the Emirates; although the region has a long tradition of openly homosexual wedding singers and dancers, authorities blame the recent increase in gay arrests on Westerners. Those damn westerners. God knows there was no homosexuality in the middle-east till they invented it and brought it over and infected our youth with the gay virus. Anyway, what's their punishment? The men face up to five years in jail, lashings, and a more sinister, Brave New World-type of rehabilitation. "Because they've put society at risk, they will be given the necessary treatment, from male hormone injections to psychological therapies," says an Interior Ministry spokesman. They will cure them by injecting them with male hormones. Cause, you see, that's the problem. They are gay because they don't have male hormones, thus they act all girly, wear dresses and want to sleep with men. But once they get the male hormones, they will just shake their gayness off and will be raping..ehh..chasing women in no time. Right? Riiight!


At 11/27/2005 01:07:00 PM, Blogger Crazy Girl said...

Arab men in my opinion are gay because they dont know what women look like from the damn scrafs..

At 3/29/2006 11:31:00 PM, Blogger Aethlos said...

they DID get five years in prison. Fuck the UAE. And are they so fucking stupid that they don't understand that giving a gay man MALE hormones will only make him BIGGER and HORNIER and more inclined to chase and fuck even MORE men? Hello! Take a look at Miami!... thousands of gay men there who take testosterone by the gallon... and they only get more muscular and more horny. The UAE is controlled by pathologically homophobic bitches with dicks. FUCK YOU UAE. This is the 21st century.... ever heard of HUMAN RIGHTS?


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