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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The sexy mannequins made me do it!

In their ongoing effort to become the most redicilous country in the world, Iran's government, right after virtually outlawing foreign movies, is arresting mannequins for being too sexy in the name of public chastity. Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday. A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity". Sixty five mannequins have been impounded so far. You just can't make this shit up!

12 Comments:

At 11/01/2005 03:24:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday

Next up the alluringly elegant mathematical expression

Rubin

 
At 11/01/2005 06:24:00 AM, Blogger The Sagacious Dodger said...

Well there was that 1987 movie called Mannequin. Maybe someone who could actually aquire foreign films watched it and realized that their peoples chastity was in danger if those mannequin's ever came alive and started looking for Andrew McCarthy.

 
At 11/01/2005 08:00:00 AM, Blogger Rancher said...

After running out of living Iranians to oppress the Mullahs are now on a campaign to make Iran more chaste by rounding up all alluring mannequins. “They are just to sexy” said City Judge Shalambo Lickum, “This will put a stop to the dummy adultery plaguing our city”.

 
At 11/01/2005 08:01:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to wonder if there is widespread mental illness in the Iranian goverment?

 
At 11/01/2005 09:17:00 AM, Blogger NBS said...

nice, next they are going to ban all fruits that are round becuase they look like tits too muchm that they might get impure thoughts when buying them at the supermarket............

 
At 11/01/2005 09:55:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These veggies are haram.

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pssssttt......don't tell the morality police.



jonas976

 
At 11/01/2005 09:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't count today.

jonas976

 
At 11/02/2005 09:23:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm too sexy for my (fill in the blank).....

 
At 11/02/2005 10:13:00 AM, Blogger NBS said...

next they will bring out that certain colours are too sexy, looks like every one over there will be wearing black and maybe a light shade of black soon, except for the goverment because they are special and can wear what they want......

 
At 11/02/2005 05:57:00 PM, Anonymous Crooked_dreams said...

Rediculous is spelt, ridiculous you fuck-tard. Anyways, I'm glad that there are fellow Egyptians who are secular and won't put up with this islamist movement of shit that swallowed the egyptian mentality and culture. Full marks mate.

 
At 11/04/2005 10:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spelt is a grain, spelled is the word you want.

 
At 11/04/2005 03:45:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

goddamn mannequins are pretty fuckin sexxy man, why just the other day i was scoping this one cute mannequin (she was lookin right at me) and i instantaneously got a raging hard on, i wanted to ask her out, but i notcied she didn't have any genitals and i didn't want splinters in my cock

 

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