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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Democracy is satanic

That's what the extremist groups in Iraq are calling the elections : "a satanic project". Winning hearts and minds is apprently not their concern. In a rare joint statement, Al-Qaida in Iraq and four other Islamic extremist groups denounced the election as a "satanic project" and said that "to engage in the so-called political process" violates "the legitimate policy approved by God." The groups vowed to "continue our jihad (holy war) ... to establish an Islamic state ruled by the book (the Quran) and the traditions of the Prophet Muhammad." "Also by us! It will also be ruled by us! We always forget to mention that part. Sorry!"

3 Comments:

At 12/13/2005 05:14:00 AM, Blogger Jordan said...

"Wouldn't the world be a better place if each group didn't think that they had a direct line to g-d?"

-- Woody Allen

 
At 12/13/2005 03:29:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly, they always omit that.

Joanne

 
At 12/13/2005 06:03:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

"Also by us! It will also be ruled by us! We always forget to mention that part. Sorry!"

Ah, yes! The self-appointed regents of God :p

 

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