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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Equal opprutunity offensive Joke : The 10 commandments

I received this joke in my e-mail and I figured, hey, what the hell, let's share it with my readers . (Warning: It's kind of offensive to, ehh, everybody. So if you lack a sense of humor just don't bother reading after this sentence ends.) God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill?? No way! We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? Yo man, can't tell who our fathers are, man! Not interested!" So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal." "No steal? No steal??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?? Gracias, but no!" He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." "Not commit ze adulteries..?? Non, non, monsieur, we French, we must have ze romance." So he went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" they asked, "how much do they cost?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." Ta-dum-dish! Thank you, thank you. Will be here all week!

7 Comments:

At 12/14/2005 03:47:00 AM, Blogger Jordan said...

Ha!! (Ironically, as a jew I can say we still think we got ripped) :)

Is this racists or funny? Its both!

But if we cannot laugh at ourselves whats the point of living? Oh right... jihad! :)

 
At 12/14/2005 03:54:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

hehe

 
At 12/14/2005 08:50:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg, that was hysterical!

So he went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" they asked, "how much do they cost?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."


LMAO

jonas

 
At 12/14/2005 09:18:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

 
At 12/14/2005 02:15:00 PM, Blogger Egypeter said...

Good sense of humor Jordan!!

 
At 12/14/2005 02:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol but your forgot about the blondes!!! :P

 
At 12/14/2005 06:11:00 PM, Blogger WakkaJewbacca said...

LOL

 

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