Pirates vs. Ninjas

There is a question that plagued humanity since the dawn of time. A question that kept people up at night, confined scientists and researchers into labs and libraries and lead to countless debates and arguments that at times turned deadly*. That question, of course, is "Which is cooler- Pirates orNinjas?", and thinking about it has cost me personally lots of shut-eye time and loss of weight**. But alas, the riddle has been solved, the crisis resolved, and the question has been answerd, after a group of enlightend and brave souls gatherd together and looked at the problem from all angles and were finally able to give a reasonable and logical answer- with a comparitive chart and everything. So...Pirates vs. Ninjas- Who kicks more ass? Find out for yourself here! *While I can't prove that to be true, you can't prove it to be untrue either. So I am standing by it! Take that Fact-checkers! **OOhh yeah. I wish!