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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Pirates vs. Ninjas

There is a question that plagued humanity since the dawn of time. A question that kept people up at night, confined scientists and researchers into labs and libraries and lead to countless debates and arguments that at times turned deadly*. That question, of course, is "Which is cooler- Pirates orNinjas?", and thinking about it has cost me personally lots of shut-eye time and loss of weight**. But alas, the riddle has been solved, the crisis resolved, and the question has been answerd, after a group of enlightend and brave souls gatherd together and looked at the problem from all angles and were finally able to give a reasonable and logical answer- with a comparitive chart and everything. So...Pirates vs. Ninjas- Who kicks more ass? Find out for yourself here! *While I can't prove that to be true, you can't prove it to be untrue either. So I am standing by it! Take that Fact-checkers! **OOhh yeah. I wish!


At 12/13/2005 04:07:00 AM, Anonymous Peter-Australia said...

I agree with the winner as pirates. Tried tofu once I have sworn never to do it again. Nothing like eating red meat.

I would argue though that there is some large appeal in my sick mind to shooting stuff while blind drunk and going Arrrrr! Now where did I leave that beer?

At 12/13/2005 05:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno....you must not have seen this site yet about ninja's.

Ninja's are so cool...


At 12/13/2005 04:17:00 PM, Anonymous James M. said...

Vikings are cooler than either Pirates or Ninjas.


At 12/14/2005 09:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It takes a lot of training to be a ninja. When ninjas kill, they do it with style (at least that's what the movies depict). Pirates and Vikings aren't disciplined. I vote for ninjas.


At 1/30/2006 09:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pirates are so amazingly awesome i think im going to wet myself just thinking about them, like hey lets get drunk steal stuff and do whatever the fuck we want! hell yes!

ninjas are just sissys

At 5/09/2006 09:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

comeon ninjas are homos, they're gay and eat tofu.

Pirates have guns and can blow away a ninja from a distance.

Ninjas have ninja stars that probably only fly about 20 feet and fall to the ground.

Pirates rule, however knights own


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