Please vote for the angels' sake!
There is only 2 days left and Zimbabwe is gaining on me. I don't know how they manage to pull 150 votes a day, but I am guessing they must be using some zimbabwean internet Voodo rituals or something. In case you didn't know, using internet vodoo rituals gives angels cancer. Show them that you oppose Vodoo and giving angelscancer and vote for me. I figure a good 300 vote margin should send them Vodoo-using-angel-cancer-giving-zimbabweans a message that says loud and clear that "Giving Angels Cancer is not cool!" by you. Otherwise, what would the children say? That you allowed angels to get cancer when you could've stopped it because you were too lazy to vote for the sandmonkey? What a great role model you are being. SHAME! Stop Vodoo Voting now and vote for me. Do it for the angels. Ohh and the Children. Don't forget the children!