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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Please vote for the angels' sake!

There is only 2 days left and Zimbabwe is gaining on me. I don't know how they manage to pull 150 votes a day, but I am guessing they must be using some zimbabwean internet Voodo rituals or something. In case you didn't know, using internet vodoo rituals gives angels cancer. Show them that you oppose Vodoo and giving angelscancer and vote for me. I figure a good 300 vote margin should send them Vodoo-using-angel-cancer-giving-zimbabweans a message that says loud and clear that "Giving Angels Cancer is not cool!" by you. Otherwise, what would the children say? That you allowed angels to get cancer when you could've stopped it because you were too lazy to vote for the sandmonkey? What a great role model you are being. SHAME! Stop Vodoo Voting now and vote for me. Do it for the angels. Ohh and the Children. Don't forget the children!

14 Comments:

At 12/14/2005 07:15:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

zimbabwe is leading again!!

 
At 12/14/2005 08:46:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, how do you come up with all these rants.


/just voted again


jonas

 
At 12/14/2005 09:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

U've got my vote over and over again, ur blog is like a party in my pants! I'm not gay, not that theres anything wrong with gay ppl!

Maged

 
At 12/14/2005 10:18:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your attack on This is Zimbabwe is totally outrageous. What utter rubbish you talk. Call yourself an African...disgraceful. Come on 'This is Zimbabwe'...bring it on!

 
At 12/14/2005 12:17:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandmonkey...check out Zimbabwe's blog..he wrote about you...LOL..sis from the usa

 
At 12/14/2005 05:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted for you. . . again and again.

Where is my prize?

 
At 12/14/2005 08:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have voted for you!

 
At 12/14/2005 08:49:00 PM, Blogger jackaranda said...

I have voted for you

 
At 12/14/2005 09:16:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you vote for Sandmonkey, you are a gay!

MOI HAS SPOKEN!!!

 
At 12/15/2005 12:25:00 AM, Blogger Nadia said...

you got my vote. well, if it's for the children...

 
At 12/15/2005 05:58:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HI SM,

You and Stefania got my votes several times, All the best of luck,

Egyptian in Germany

 
At 12/15/2005 06:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your lil 'war' made it all the way to The Netherlands :-)

http://www.sargasso.nl/?p=1753

My Egyptian friend... it is only a weblog competition :-)

 
At 12/15/2005 07:23:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

I've already seen that. Lol. This is getting quite funny!

They (This is Zimbabwe) know it's all in good fun though. I think. I hope! Hmm........

 
At 12/15/2005 01:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted for you too. Again.

 

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