The Fictitious Journalist has your horoscopes this week, let's see what it says about Gemenis: Gemini (5/21-6/21) No one will believe you when you say Hamas mistaking kidnapped you over the weekend thinking you were Danish. To prove this to others, check your ass for a branding of the word Lurpak. Hey, how did he/she know that? Who told on me? Rats. Also check out the piece on editing Harry Potter movie for un-islamic content. The interview is classic!