Let's play a game
Ok, so I am really bored with all the shit that's going on in the world, and I swear to god I will claw my eyes out if I saw another stupid thing done because some people are mad over a couple of offensive cartoons (serioulsy people, people have died already, over cartoons, do you realize how dumb that is?) that some danish guy drew. So needless to say that I am in a funky mood because of all this, and only you can get me out of it. Yes, You. The person who is reading this. Imagine that! We are going to play a game and everyone will participate. Yes, again, that means you. It's a game that I did not invent, but actually stole from AMG, and you are going to play it anyway. I found it on AMG's blog and it was both fun and dirty, which is exactly what the doctor orderd to take me out of my funk. Rest assured you have no choice not to play. Your participation, as they used to say back in school, is mendatory. The Game goes a little something like this : Post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. You've got free reign. Start your sentence "Remember when you and I...." So people, go on and post your memory with me. Be creative and funny. Get me to laugh please, because even though I am anti-killing myself because my existance pisses off all the right people, slitting my wrists because of all the foolishness that is going on in the world is looking more attractive by the second. Most of you are funny creative people, so let me exploit that just for today. Give me a good and funny fake memory. I am sure you will come up with something cool. I read the comments section, and I know you people are good at making shit up. So, go for it! Go Crazy!