The Vodafone conspiracy
*Me and BP chilling last night and talking about the Cartoon Global Crisis* BP: I think there is something wrong with us. We don't think like they do. We must be missing something. SM: My theory on this is that there is something in the water that makes people here crazy, and for some reason me and you are immune to it. BP: Hehe..Yeah. (Phone beeps indicating a message) Oh, great. Another message informing me that there will a demonstration in Denmark on Saturday where they will burn the Koran and urging me to forward this to everyone I know. Why do they send me this shit? SM: Hehehe. Bullshit. Wasn't there a message last week how there was supposed to be a demonstration where the danes were supposed to burn the Koran that last Friday? And wasn't there another message informing us of such an incident the tuesday before? BP: Yeah. I know. Who sends this shit? SM: You know who I think sends this? Vodafone. BP: You know, that wouldn't surprise me. SM: Seriously, if I was working there I would be the one sending it out and using the stupidity of the egyptian populace to make money. Imagine how many people forward that shit. Huge SMS revenue. Mobinil is probably in on it too. BP: LOL, can you imagine? I can see them blaming Mobinil and their christian owners for this. (pretending to be an outraged Mulla) "Sawiris- the damn copt- is making money off of you and your pain". SM: Oh yeah. LOL. (fake outrage) Those damn christians. BP: (laughing) Those damn christians.