State of the Union drinking game
Hey, here is a way to make that State of the Union speech exciting: Play the Beer and present danger state of the union drinking game. My favorite part? Drink each time the president begins a charming anecdote about some folks from a small red-state town; drink twice when the camera cuts to said folks. If the president reports that his chat with these fine people made it clear to him that the administration's current course is the proper one, drink half a beer, then tell the person sitting next to you that it's clear to you that your current course toward inebriation is the proper one as well. I can't wait to try this.