If you don't torch your Benz, then you don't love the prophet!

The ultimate battle of cultural headbutting has reached a whole new level of escelation, with Newspapers in France, Germany, Spain and Italy reprinting the cartoons. In the spirit of consistency, I demand that the muslim world extends the boycott to the products of all of these countries, because, you know, we have to defend the prophet's honor by punishing those countries with economic boycotts, or otherwise we would be hypocrites, no? So, what that means is that we have to boycott the following products: Germany: Cars such as Volks Wagen, Opel, Porsche, BMW and Mercedes Benz, and other german products such as Kinder choclate, Harribo Gummybears, Nutella, all of Mattell's products including Barbie and He-Man, Siemens products and Braun kitchen appliances. Not to mention german sheisse videos. Hell, boycott those last ones even if they didn't insult the prophet, will ya? France: Cars such as Citroen, Peugeot, Reneault, Alcatel cell-phone, Cartier jewlery and cloths, Louis Vuitton bags, Gucci, Channel, YSL products, Hell-all of Paris' fashion products, french pastries, french wine, french bread, and all of those french restaurants with french names. Not french fries though; those are belgian. Italy: Cars such as Fiat, lamborgini, Italian olive Oil, Versace products, Armani products, Any other italian fashion products, Italian wine, and all of those pesky italian restaurants as well. Spain: Cars such as Seat, and..ehh.. I don't know what Spain produces besides Seat's and incredibly hot women. Well, boycott both just to be safe, you know? So I call on the entire muslim world to boycott these products, and never buy them again. And if you own any of them- especially the cars- I demand that you dispose of them immedietly. Sell them as fast as you can, or torch them. Yeah. Torch them. I want to see you torch your mercedes and your Beemer. You would be doing it for the Prophet's honor, and I am sure your love and outrage for him superceeds your love for your German car. Now some of you may ask: But why should I torch my car if I bought it before they reprinted those cartoons? Surely that would be un-necessary, and the Prophet would understand that I bought them before they insulted him, no? Well, yeah, but if what if something broke down in them? What if you are going to need a spare-part or your car-services at your certified dealer? You know you would be economically benefitting those christian infidels if you did that. Do you really want that on your conscience, especially after they insulted the prophet, whom you sore that you loved more than anything in all of those text-messages, e-mails and petitions you've signed? No, you don't. So teach those car-making countries a lesson and damage your car, and don't get it fixed. Buy a car from Japan, China or Korea or any of those countries that don't even subscribe to judiaism, Christianity or Islam or believe in God and benefit them instead of one of those european christian infidel countries. I bet God would approve of that. And while we are at it, let's not take any aid from any of those countries. Let's recall our ambassadors from there, close our embassies, and abandon all trade with them. It's not worth the diginity of our prophet. If you are working in a company that imports such products, you have to boycott it immedietly and quit your job for the Prophet's sake. If you own such a company, shut it down or you are the kind of non-muslim infidel sell-out that makes our muslim nation weak. Hell, if you are even married to a man or a woman from one of thsoe countries, you have to boycott them immedietly, or beat them up. That's what the prophet would've wanted. And if you are palestinian, what are you waiting for? Torch those german, french, spanish and italian flags. Threaten violence against people from those countries, demand that they leave the occupied territories immidietly like you did with the danes. Ohh yeah, and refuse to take any kind of aid from them. You maybe strapped for Cash, but some things are just not up for negotiations, especially defending the prophet's honor. Yes, I am sure that our Mercedes and BMW-driving, Cartier and Gucci-wearing Political and religious leaders are going to call for all of that any moment now. I am sure they will set an example for all of us in their love for the Prophet by torching their own cars and their own expensive cloths. It will happen any minute now. Any minute now. Now. And...Now. Now? No? A boycott isn't so easy to advocate when you are dealing with countries whose main exports are not butter, cheese and Lego NOW IS IT? Especially when it comes to your precious Mercedeses and Beemers huh? LOL I am loving this, especially when it comes to the people at my work, who were forwarding e-mails and text-messages like they were fighting a Jihad and who were overzealous at their demands for a boycott against Denmark and Lurpak out of their love for their Prophet and supporting all the crazy shit that was going down because "we have to teach those people a lesson for messing with us". Today all of them are changing their tones and talking about how "we have to be reasonable about this", and "we should only focus on Denmark cause they are the ones who started this", and -my personal favorite-"This boycott campaign was just stupid from the begining anyway". And the fact that they all drive french and german cars has nothing to do with it. Not in the least. They even whine about "who could've seen that coming after what we did to Denmark?" Ehhm, I know the answer to that question: Me. Well, Me, and Big Pharaoh, and Roba. And let's not forget Jameed and Farooha, or Freedom For Egyptians, Nadim and Shamoussa. Not to mention Tomanbay, Leilouta, Senefru and Loulou, you know, just to name a few middle-easterners who actually have a working brain in their heads. And those are only the people who have blogs that I know of. Imagine how many more are out there. But alas, the majority have chosen the path of boycott, death threats and violence, and I demand that they continue on it till the end. If you buy a single product from any of those countries, then you are a muslim sell-out who doesn't love his religion. If you are wearing cloths from any of those countries, then you are the kind of traitor to his religion that makes God weep. And If tommorow comes without the Mercedes, BMW, Opel, Renault, Peugeot and Citreon dealerships torched or at least a couple hundreds of those cars demolished, then you are a bunch of spineless hypocritical pussies who don't love the prophet, and who don't care about his dignity or his honor. Or, you can just admit what I've been saying all along: that this is retarded, stupid and foolish. That Boycotts don't work. That it's especially retarded to boycott entire countries for what a local newspaper publishes, no matter how offensive you may find it to be. And while you are at it, please apologize to the danish people for the idiocy that you have caused, that have resulted in the closing of factories, in danes getting attacked and churches bombed. Hell, if anything, you better be praying to God for forgiveness for your part in fanning the hysteria that caused those morons to commit thsoe attacks and declare a Jihad on danish targets everywhere. And please, next time, think before you act, or before you follow the herd into doing something this stupid ever again. Ohh yeah, and Buy Danish.